A thing of beauty, I know...

Probably don't need to introduce myself but; Johnny Silverhand, ex-Samurai legend, solo artist, co-owner of Grand Illusion, etc.

Ask me some questions if you want. Just make 'em ones that are worth my time, kid.

-Actual kids, fuck off. Sooner or later someone's obviously gonna start talking about my cock and you don't wanna be here for that. -I'm nearly 30 or something. I don't know, the years get a little blurry. -Yeah, Samurai are split. Yeah, we we still rock forever. Don't have to avoid talking about it, but feel free to talk about the fucking masterpiece that is SINS of Your Brothers too. -This was my idea, Kerry stole it and made his first, whatever he says. For the record he's an absolute bastard. Also my best fucking friend in the world. -Actually, you should probably go follow @thekerryeurodyne, 'cause we all know he needs my help to make it. ;) -Fuck the cops, fuck the corpos, never stop rocking. 🤘

OOC below:

Remember that chorus I scribbled out on a napkin while talking to you guys?

Actually shaping up into a pretty good one.

Surprisingly, no-one's knocked any out just yet.

One did get cracked in a fight but got it repaired.

Kinda?

What?

No.

Don't exactly need the money, but...

Don't tell me what to do.

[2077]

Gonna tickle yourself?

Pin down a fucking engram?

Is the armpits saga about to be eclipsed by the piss saga?

You know what? After the revelations yesterday, I'm starting to think this actually doesn't sound like the worst idea.

Swab from my armpit, swab from my crotch, throw in some orange and some spice... I think someone could probably make this.

I... don't even know what to say to that.

Like you wouldn't mind if I did, or you actively want me to?

Glad someone asked this. Swimming is actually my main cardio apart from throwing myself around on stage.

I mean c'mon, can you really see me on a treadmill? But throwing myself in the pool, I can do that three times a week, even at hotels when we're on tour.