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Golden Retriever shows puppy how to use slide

This is mesmerizing to watch.

But just look at them shiny boxes! Whatever could be inside…

A long, long time ago I can still remember how TheOddOne used to make me smile And I knew if I watched his streams That I could make the dankest memes And maybe I’d be happy for a while But in New York I first did shiver When Blaze attacked and made me quiver For NA a dark day I couldn’t believe their play I can’t remember if I cried When I watched the gaping skill divide I knew the gap was far too wide The day that NA died So bye, bye to NA’s apple pie We got one team to the quarters but the brackets ran dry And them Samsung boys were making Impact top die Singin’ this’ll be the day we miss Hai This’ll be the day we miss Hai Did you watch Huhi with glee And do you have faith in CLG If the Hotshot tells you so? Now do you believe in Aphromoo? Can warding help his team get blue? And can he teach us how to make leads grow? Well I know that we’re in love with Sven ‘Cause we cheered for his Lee Sin again He flash kicked ADCs Man, I knew those plays were a tease It was the Royal team that made us cucks With some pink brush warding and a lack of fucks But I knew losing truly sucks The day that NA died I started singin’ bye, bye to NA’s apple pie We got one team to the quarters but the brackets ran dry Them Samsung boys were making Impact top die Singin’ this’ll be the day we miss Hai This’ll be the day we miss Hai Now for six years we’ve been on our own And we grow fat on a Fox’s loan But that’s not how it used to be When the owner drew cards of blue and red In a play he’d rather left unsaid And a team that gave us freeLG Oh, and while we called LS a clown The Dane was solo killed by Crown The lead would not return No game win would we earn And while Double read a book on war The fanboys chanted like before And we played like that GrossieGore The day that NA died We were singin’ bye, bye to NA’s apple pie We got one team to the quarters but the brackets ran dry Them Samsung boys were making Impact top die Singin’ this’ll be the day we miss Hai This’ll be the day we miss Hai Dreaming, screaming hoping for redeeming The fans flew off from SF steaming One team left and falling fast They landed stranded out of gas The players tried for a gambled Cass With the Reapered in the backstage face aghast Now Chicago was the final tomb While the Asians walked into the room We all got up and booed Oh, but we never got so screwed ‘Cause the players tried to take the Rift The Samsung men cut them adrift Do you recall a match as swift? The day that NA died We started singin’ bye, bye to NA’s apple pie We got one team to the quarters but the brackets ran dry Them Samsung boys were making Impact top die Singin’ this’ll be the day we miss Hai This’ll be the day we miss Hai Oh, and there we were all in disgrace A generation losing face With no time left to start again So come on, Jack see Impact, Jack C9 Jack’s Rush sat on a stream online ‘Cause sponsors are an owner’s only friend Oh, and as I watched their burning base The Syndra shot balls at his face No Jensen born a Dane Could win that Faker’s lane And as the games stretched deep into the night To right our continental plight I saw Monte laughing with delight The day that NA died We were singin’ bye, bye to NA’s apple pie We got one team to the quarters but the brackets ran dry Them Samsung boys were making Impact top die Singin’ this’ll be the day we miss Hai This’ll be the day we miss Hai I saw the guy we could accuse And I asked him for some tiebreak news But Phreak just tweeted and turned away I watched games back from season one Where I’d held the hope we could have won But the casters said Fnatic took the day And on the web, the children screamed The adults groaned and the Euros memed Too many words were spoken The fanboys all were broken And the three men I admire most The QT, Dom, and Scarra’s ghost They played on Twitch streams for the host The day that NA died And they were singin’ bye, bye to NA’s apple pie We got one team to the quarters but the brackets ran dry And them Samsung boys were making Impact top die Singin’ this’ll be the day we miss Hai This’ll be the day we miss Hai They were singin’ bye, bye to NA’s apple pie We got one team to the quarters but the brackets ran dry Them Samsung boys were making Impact top die Singin’ this’ll be the day we miss Hai

Happy 4 year anniversary @rubberninjer!! We have a wonderful marriage and 45 beautiful pigeon children, 3 beautiful cat children, 2 cockatiel children, and one lizard child. Life is grand.

There’s just a bunch of priorities in front of “Can we include Damnation?”.

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

Trying to prove a point to Wizards

Why? Were people under the impression my account name had something to do with my job? It’s just a true statement. ;-P

Yes, but I’d love to watch you all guess.

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“Aesthetic.”

This is mesmerizing to watch.