♡ liv ♡

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

you know that “when someone’s showing you a video insisting it’s funny and your face looks like this” post? this is the same post from the other perspective

This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

this deserves an academy award nomination

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

She’s so necessary

date a girl who gasps when she sees dogs

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

why is that so fuckin funny

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.