I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

I may be fucked up in the head but at least I'm tucked up in the bed

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

Self - listen up!!