reblog to make prev stop having headaches
No one should have headaches. Especially not migraines.
i don't do bad sauce passes
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will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.

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reblog to make prev stop having headaches
No one should have headaches. Especially not migraines.

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welcome back to round 4 of which american politician said that??? ft. the cast of slow horses
answers from top, bolded those currently in office: 1) us rep. mark foley, 2-3) president joe biden, 4) chicago mayor rod blagojevich, 5-6) nyc mayor eric adams, 7) us diplomat paul bremer, 8) president dubya, 9) vp dick cheney, 10) air force chief of staff curtis lemay, 11) attorney general john mitchell, 12) secretary of state henry kissinger, 13) president richard nixon, 14) lobbyist phyllis schlafly, 15) senator barry goldwater, 16) AL governor george wallace, 17-18) vp dan quayle, 19) us rep. sheila jackson lee, 20-21) us rep. marjorie taylor greene, 22) VT state rep. jim carroll, 23) secretary of education betsy devos, 24) PA state treasurer budd dwyer, 25) MA governor mitt romney, 26-27) trump, 28) attorney general bill barr, 29) fbi director jim comey, 30) FL governor jeb! bush
one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*
River Cartwright, consistently falling and getting up.
you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept
would you date your favourite character? let's say they're down.
yes
we'd have sex but not much else
i might say yes but i know it wouldn't work out long term
absolutely the fuck not lmao

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day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!
day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt
River Cartwright might be profoundly asexual, but it doesn't mean he isn't kinky. He just thinks it's called being tough.
this round's theme is 'images my brother has sent me going can you put these in one of your tumblr posts' + two-parter
Poorest Meow Meow Contest Round One - Poll 15
Who is the poorest little meow meow?
Maul - Star Wars
River Cartwright - Slow Horses
Reminder: A poor little meow meow is a person who is like a sad wet cat and evokes sympathy despite being a little bit evil.
FAQ: This is a bracket style tournament. No new characters can be added. I will not be changing poll images. Tumblr poll choices are permanent and cannot be changed.
Share character propaganda by reblogging, commenting, or sending an ask! Asks should be of substance and/or contain pictures. Any asks saying only "vote for XYZ!" and so on will be deleted.
river cartwright propaganda:
he's a nepo baby spy but he sucks at it
gets an average of 2 concussions per season . head injuries georg over here. has also been blown up, shot at, fell through a roof,
his dad is evil and tries to recruit him into his child soldier assassin squad before dropping a grenade in his hood when he says no
convinced he's the main character of the universe and really annoying about it. everyone else thinks he is a loser and they're right
once got stuck in a revolving door
Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

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4 & 8 for river/duffy plss
Thanks for the ask!
4. How do they most trigger each other?
Oooh, this is interesting because there's something about River that just winds Duffy up and makes him slightly unhinged. And there's a lot of components to it: the nepo baby thing, the lack of discipline, River's entirely unjustified view that he's hot shit, and him knocking out Hobbs in s1. But I think the thing that drives Duffy most nuts is that River's not afraid of him. Duffy's used to terrifying people - and he is scary! He's murdered and kidnapped people in public places and faced no consequences, but somehow even after Duffy's beaten the crap out of him, River still doesn't give him the fear and respect he thinks he deserves.
Duffy probably triggers River in the way that most authority figures do - by not seeing that River's side of the story, which is that he is actually really smart and entirely justified in his actions.
8. What's the worst thing each of them has done to the other?
For Duffy it's probably the beating. Trying to kill River doesn't really count because it was on Ingrid's orders. For River it'd be breaching Park security, which could probably have got Duffy fired if he'd survived longer. Weirdly, none of this is all that bad compared to a lot of stuff that happens in the show.
Bonus thing
Doing this has made me realise that the two of them don't meet until season 3! Duffy is in the control room for the Stansted incident and the helicopter at the end of s1, but I'm pretty sure the first time we see them talk to each other is the diamond scene in season 3. But in that scene they definitely know each other and have some kind of history: "I get the impression sometimes that you don't like me" / "I'd like to see you eaten feet first by pigs". What the hell happened between them???
another round. my brother is requesting credit for the last one so credit to my brother (15/?)
I’m definitely going to be so normal about her this season…..
Poorest Meow Meow Contest Round One - Poll 15
Who is the poorest little meow meow?
Maul - Star Wars
River Cartwright - Slow Horses
Reminder: A poor little meow meow is a person who is like a sad wet cat and evokes sympathy despite being a little bit evil.
FAQ: This is a bracket style tournament. No new characters can be added. I will not be changing poll images. Tumblr poll choices are permanent and cannot be changed.
Share character propaganda by reblogging, commenting, or sending an ask! Asks should be of substance and/or contain pictures. Any asks saying only "vote for XYZ!" and so on will be deleted.
13. Do they actually enjoy hurting each other, or does it just happen? 14. What the most problematic aspect of their relationship, and how hot is that? (again for any sloho ship of your choice!)
Thanks for the ask! Doing this for River/Duffy again because it's the one I've thought about the most...
13. Duffy definitely, canonically enjoys hurting River. River enjoys messing with Duffy but isn't really interested in hurting him.
14. Everything about the ship is problematic! But in particular the violence, and Duffy's canon ability to literally have River kidnapped off the street and imprisoned without any kind of due process. Obviously all of this is very hot.

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pt. 3
who said that??? from top, bolded those currently in office: 1) us rep. madison cawthorn, 2) pres. lyndon b. johnson, 3) nyc mayor michael bloomberg, 4) trump, 5) trump, 6) supreme court justice stephen breyer, 7) nyc mayor eric adams, 8) secretary of defense donald rumsfeld, 9) us rep. hank johnson, 10) white house staffer g. gordon liddy, 11) eric adams, 12) trump, 13) walton ky mayor gabe brown, 14) chicago mayor's office chief of staff christine beatty, 15) dc mayor marion berry, 16) republican pres. candidate hermain cain, 17) denver mayor michael hancock, 18) vp dan quayle, 19) pres. richard nixon, 20) mooresville nc mayor chris carney, 21) pres. dubya, 22) secretary of housing ben carson, 23) us rep. michele bachmann, 24) trump, 25) hudson oh mayor craig shubert, 26-27) gov. chris christie
Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can