I was looking through old timey portrait paintings and these are the ones that reminded me most of slow horses:
Diana
Spider
River and River on days when he is played by Michael sheen
David with child River
Catherine

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I was looking through old timey portrait paintings and these are the ones that reminded me most of slow horses:
Diana
Spider
River and River on days when he is played by Michael sheen
David with child River
Catherine

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misattributed us political quotes, pt. 2:
who tf would say that??? (bolded those currently in office)
1) pres. dubya 2) pres. lyndon b. johnson 3) us rep. george santos 4) sen. john edwards 5) us rep. karen handel 6) speaker of the house newt gingrich 7) CA gov. arnold schwarzenegger 8) supreme court justice antonin scalia 9) lyndon b. johnson 10) NYC mayor eric adams 11) trump 12) NJ gov. chris christie 13) pres. bush the first 14) pres. richard nixon 15) DC mayor marion berry 16) trump 17) philly mayor frank rizzo 18) us rep. michele bachmann 19) george santos 20) michele bachmann 21) NYC mayor rudy giuliani 22) trump 23) white house staffer anthony scaramucci 24) pres. advisor kellyanne conway 25) denver mayoral candidate jamie giellis 26) supreme court justice brett kavanaugh 27) secretary of health and human services rfk jr. 28) pres. advisor karl rove 29) eric adams 30) frank rizzo
im Also fairly sure david is dying in s6 and i cannot wait to see what that does to river psychologically speaking. plus frank return too. about to be one of the (extremely bad) situations of all time
YAYYYYYY ohhhh river you are entering a category five Torment Nexus. yippee!!!
i wonder what would get river to go with frank, even in a situation where he was trying to take him down. i haven’t read the books so idk what happens next but i wonder if frank is going to swoop in after david’s death to try to capitalize on river’s abysmal mental state. hey kid i heard you’re in the market for a new father figure… join my death cult?
Crazy to think David Cartwright was like, “I know a lifetime of state secrets, I should start revealing some of them to the child in my custody, that’s a healthy way to form a bond”
for the WIP tag game, Catherine Babysitter please?
Thank you!! I need to work this fic out and get it finished. I've decided to actually make it a series and this will be the first installment. The summary is that Catherine got called one night by David Cartwright (when she was still working with Partner) for an important mission. The mission ... babysit his grandson because he was busy. This leads to Catherine and Baby River bonding and when he comes to Slough House he has her firmly in his corner.
Here's a snippet:
“You want me to babysit?” Catherine squeaked, stood in the entryway of this house that was worth more than she would probably make in a lifetime. “Yes. Just until tomorrow afternoon when Rose gets back from her trip. River’s a compliant kid, he won’t cause you any trouble. I’ve left a card on the counter with the pin and some cash. The fridge is fully stocked. He probably won’t wake up until late morning,” he explained, pulling on his jacket as he spoke. “I don’t know if I …” “You’ll be fine. He practically looks after himself,” David waved her off. That wasn’t what her concern was, but it was a weird way to talk about a child. River shouldn’t have to be able to look after himself; what had it been like up until this point that this child was self sustaining? “That’s not … I don’t have kids,” Catherine argued. She couldn’t say no but she could at least express how unqualified for this job she was. She didn’t have kids, didn’t even have a husband, and didn’t really want kids; there were too many bodily fluids involved. “I’m sure you can work it out. You have the nature.” David wasn’t even looking at her. He had dragged her all the way out of the London into the back of beyond because she was the first woman he could think of and of course women have a natural childrearing ability.

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Thinking about the parallels between Frank Harkness and David Cartwright. David didn't groom River for his chosen career to the extent that Harkness would have, but the end result isn't all that different.
River's miserable at Slough House and would be even unhappier at the Park, but he refuses to quit, or acknowledge that he's not suited to the work. He can't imagine any kind of future where he's not in MI5, even though he knows exactly what MI5 is like and it's actively tried to kill him more than once.
I wonder how much David consciously molded River to follow in his footsteps, and - given that David knows exactly what MI5 is like - how much he thought or cared about what that would do to him.
lmao this book is great