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The Bowery Presents
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Color Me Curious
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
Doug Jones
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oozey mess
Fai_Ryy
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins
sheepfilms

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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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Need some fables AESOP

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YES i am sexualizing the relationship between parasitic orchids and fungi
@egregiousderp sorry for posting a conventionally attractive parasitic relationship
love this can’t believe it only has 1 like
project hail mary and markiplier’s iron lung came up in the same conversation with my brother (I watched phm, he watched both) so I reluctantly mentioned that people ship the respective main characters with each other and my brother was like “oh??? is ryan gosling gay?” honey…… you see, the thing is,
additional context: my brother has blue hair, earrings, a string of non-binary situationships (also a term he didn't know until our sister explained it to him a week ago), four or more simultaneous ttrpg campaigns running at any given time, and a monsterfucker streak a mile wide (which now if I had to guess he probably has no idea there are communities for). the implications of him not knowing about widespread gay shipping are actually astounding. this means he watched all of supernatural and he doesn't... my god, does he even know about kirk and spock?

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Cottontail Rabbits in combat!!! - TX, USA
photograph by Hector D. Astorga
they're in a two circle flow
project hail mary and markiplier’s iron lung came up in the same conversation with my brother (I watched phm, he watched both) so I reluctantly mentioned that people ship the respective main characters with each other and my brother was like “oh??? is ryan gosling gay?” honey…… you see, the thing is,
tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
THIS IS WHERE THAT FUCKING MEME COMES FROM?!!!!
The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo is HANDES DOWNES the best series of anything to have been made by anyone ever. You’ll laugh you’ll cry you’ll quote it forever and be silently disappointed that a person you thought would know it doesn’t know it & then you won’t know how to accurately convey HOW MUCH it means to you without sounding like you’re overselling something well anyway
it’s good you should watch it
my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

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Heather Rios — Floral Embroidered Cake (sculpture, handmade with cotton embroidery, acrylic paint, and polymer clay, 2025)
“Fairies in a Bird’s Nest” (c. 1860), John Anster Fitzgerald
Depictions of the Beast pre-Disney are so funny to me because illustrations range from Curious George...
...to a giant rat...
...to a warthog with rizz...
...to some sort of scaly gremlin creature...
...to a kindly gentle bear.
Disney really perfected this aspect of the fairy tale.
Find more info, and credits of all of the paintings/illustrations here:
Bruh don't even get me STARTED on depictions of him in theatre. Here are two of my favorites! The Disney Broadway costumes in my humble opinion are solidly meh. A little dated, but still fun. I figured I'd drop puppets here instead.
"Beauty and the Beast" (Chichester Featival Theater, 2017, Puppet Designer: Nick Barnes)
"Beauty and the Beast" (Synetic Theatre, 2023, Puppet Designer: Zana Gankhuyag)
And an honorable mention to the 2022 Beast Puppet from the Disney 30th anniversary celebration production bc it is a cool puppet, I just think he looks wayy too goofy and tbh feels too much like Nick Barnes' design.
La belle et la Bete dir. Jean Cocteau 1946
I do know that there is another version from czechia? Sorry my brain can't find it right now. Where the beast is more bird like
Here's Your Answer Right Here. ;)
The Czechoslovakia Adaptation is called, "Panna a Netvor" (aka "Virgin & the Monster").
Technically The Most Aesthetically "Beauty and the Beast" version right after "La Belle Et La Bete".
Co-signing both of these tags from @girl-mercury:
adding some other pre-disney beasts I think are cool
john d batten (1904)
eleanor vere boyle (1875)
warwick goble (1913)
w heath robinson (1921)
Adding two more of my favorites.
Mahlon and Kinuko Craft (2016). After Disney but who cares with these details so rich you just want to crawl into the painting and never come out again.
Hilary Knight (1990). Just bareeelllllyyyyy before Disney though it's possible this was influenced by preproduction promo stuff? Regardless, one of the coolest and most dramatic Beasts I've ever seen. The thigh-high boots! The phoenix feather cape with the head clasp! He may not have opposable thumbs anymore but dammit you've gotta have style!
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My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on
The eclipse: (goes on)
The birds: (go quiet)
One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU
(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."
My hyrax tribute video