Pro-Gabrielism

Home Depot need more small tunnels for me to crawl thru tbh

You're just not looking hard enough

HMMMMMMMMMM

definitely nothing out of the ordinary here. i’m sure there was just a huge spike of totally guilty people carrying the exact minimum amount of crack cocaine necessary to eradicate a decade from their life

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

@osha-official-the-sequel id like to report a violation

I’ll be honest I don’t even know where to start with this one

I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.

I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.