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What if Fred and George were separated at birth?

- one was raised by muggles but then they both get their Hogwarts letters and end up meeting at school

- and so one of them is actually super timid because they haven’t been influenced by the other

- and they get stuck having detention together

- repeatedly

- but then it turns into this weekly ritual to see who can get the teacher to flip out first

- and we get a Parent Trap worthy story of them hating/pranking each other

- and then hating/pranking everyone else

- and they figuring everything out

- and they want to find out why the heck they were separated

- so they cut their hair to look the same and they practice each other’s accents and practice switching in their classes and drive people mad

- so that they can switch places during summer break

-and one of them has to teach the magic one how to live with muggles

- like how to use a microwave

- or what the purpose of a magazine is

- and the other spends the time instructing him how to be obnoxious enough that Molly won’t suspect

-just AHHH it would be so beautiful.

- and while they are switched, they send owls with updates as they investigate

- and people are starting to get suspicious

- and WHAT DO YOU KNOW

- Molly and Arthur couldn’t keep both twins because there was a prophecy that one twin would die for the other and they just couldn’t handle that possibility.

- what am i still doing on Tumblr

But Leia found out that her biological father destroyed her planet and family, had her imprisoned and has taken almost everything from her, yet that emotional fallout doesn’t exist in the films.

And VEELA HOLY SHIT.  Veela are Good, but only because they’re totally sexualized.  Like for real do you think Veela can get jobs in politics?  Around children?  Just casually in the community, following their Mom-and-Pop shop diner dreams?  You think conservative folks won’t glare them down?  We know all those attracted to them don’t take them seriously, because they apparently put a spell on them with their presence.  Like JESUS FUCK on that alone how many Veela do you think get victim blamed?  

Another thing is metamorphmargi - THEY must get sexualized like whoa too, but probably as a kinky thing.  And Tonks is never described with sexually loaded text the way Fleur is.  Does she desexualize herself on purpose?  Because that really doesn’t seem too out there.  Does she know other metamorphmargi?  Is it a no-no in morph society to make yourself look traditionally attractive?  How difficult do you think it must be for her and others like her to date?  Like it’s probably so difficult to know whether she’s being loved or being fetishized.  And FUCKING HELL GENDER.  I want more about what gender is to metamorphmargi.  

Fucking giants too.  Hagrid is always seen as really sweet and good but also pretty unintelligent.  Madame Maxime did NOT want to be associated with giants.  The giants hate all humans.  Humans are contemptuous about giants, especially, it seems, upper-class wizarding society.  Umbridge hates all overlap with humans.  Unbridge hates mermaids.  Are there mermaids that participate in wizarding society?  How is that for them?  Are mermaids primates?  Did wizards come from the ocean?  Are wizards NOT DESCENDANTS OF CRO-MAGNONS??  Are centaurs primates?

There’s lots of hatred against muggle borns.  We know all about that, kind of.  We also know that (while there are so few PoC in Harry Potter at all) there are PoC elitist pureblood families.  Is there racism in the wizarding society?  Is there not racism?  Is there homophbia?  Is there sexism?  Is the prejudice in muggle society used to justify the prejudice in wizarding society?  There seems to be an assumption that muggles are stupid.  Is this part of why?