What's this now?

people NEED to please let me comment with the alt account i cant be letting posts go because im an alt im about to make a whole new main tumblr account just for my evil deeds.

hey, im over here now, haha, whoops.

im actually gonna lose my mind forever thinking about transfem finn the human

hey finn did even you know that humans could be women before you met susan . did that thought ever cross your mind .

id written ero-things that would benefit from the windows 95 era help menu look sexier? maybe just for me.

you should pee yourself for the sexual amusement of other girls

sex is toys.

sex is toys.

fuck you. i cast Forgot to charge your vibrator

i fully understand the creep factor in saying this but i have to wonder how many orgasms i indirectly enabled by posting that

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

The fish is named Slippery Richardson

Finally, something that adapts DND correctly 

My favourite thing in more recent yuri manga is when they google "lesbian" or "am I a lesbian" or something like that, and there's usually a bit of them reacting to like porn or something, it's cute

Well my friend. This is where @funnier-when-objectum comes in.

tramp stamp

You can’t just call me a robot fucker, I don’t just want to fuck a robot, I want to love a robot.

you're not even liking a photo of my epic penas on pillowfrot