excelsior

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now

Food is a right only if it is your private property. You have no right to food that does not belong to you; you have no right to food that you have not purchased or produced.

Food isn’t scarce though, at least not everywhere. American grocery stores throw out tons of food every fucking day and aren’t even allowed to give it to the poor

alright ladies its time to “omg i’m so cold feel my hands” your way into a relationship season

oh no 

all forms of tessa thompson’s guns are appreciated

I know I don’t shut up about One Piece and how good these characters are to each other but,,,, Zoro and Sanji,,,, not telling Chopper that Usopp is Sniper King,,,, And letting Usopp do what he feels he has to,,,, Is so good,,,, They’re such good boys,,, Zoro giving a whole ass speach about how much Usopp has grown and improved just like the rest of them,,,, My heart can only be so full,,,, Sanji just saying “He is a super hero, right” because Chopper is an oblivious babey,,,,

BACK ON MY ZORO AND SANJI CARE ABOUT USOPP BULLSHIT! HOW PROUD SANJI WAS AT USOPP SHOOTING THOSE MARINES?!?!?!? HE BASICALLY SAID HELL YEAH THAT’S OUR SNIPER!!!! ZORO JUST LIKE, Yea okay cool, does he havvve to sing though?! YEAH HE DESERVES IT!!! WHEN THE BUILDING FELL AND THEY WENT FROM “Come on Sniper King” TO “Usopp no!!!” OOF OOF OOF MY HEART! MY HEART!

IM ON MY BULLSHIT AGAIN! THIS TIME IM JUST PINING OVER FRIENDSHIP IN THE SHOW IN GENERAL! I just love them, I’m sorry.

“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig