lian

sandy, you may not have noticed but i am 100% memale 

hey @asoue writers I WANT QUIGLET CONTENT, NOT DUNCAN X VIOLET, THIS SHIT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A NAME

Dunclet is cute, their ship involves a lot of holding hands and sharing silverware and it’s wholesome

Oh.. OH

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

100% TRUE

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

All of these resources are incredible but don’t forget how fucked it is that we have to do this.

there is definitely such a thing as pronouncing a foreign word/name Excessively correctly

if you’re in the middle of saying a regular degular sentence in english and you start rolling Rs and shit when you get to the name of a foreign person place or thing, you need to dial it back by like at least 30%

lmao literally everyone reblogging this post uncritically is 100% white. y’all forget that it’s possible to be literally raised multilingual, and you forget how fucking loaded terminology like “foreign” is when used in this context. covering your ass by citing “croissant” is such a weak fucking play lmao. you specifically spoke about rolling R’s, which is not even a thing that is done in French? Let alone that word? lmao but yeah pretend like you didn’t stick your foot all the way in your mouth & all y’all reblogging this acting like “speak English like a native speaker” is some new neo egalitarian take when all it is is the same shit we’ve been hearing for years. y’all REALLY forget about mixed kids & cultures.

himbo

So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s parents

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s Parents

Who the hell is Dick Greyson?

Dick Grayson is one of the Robins from DC comics

Oh. DC. Forget I asked