Leben in Blau

A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

Today’s the day

seven years of doin it to us

8 years

9 years!

Happy 10 years everyone

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

I just really like men, ya know? Huge fan.

I need nothing in this life like I need Carly Rae Jepsen to cover Everytime We Touch

I’m always thinking about her