does he love you?

Me buying myself nice things: this is gay activism

Me not being able to afford nice things: this is homophobia

i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.

succeed out of spite

I learned the word “cum” from reading stephen king books, but he spelled it “come” like a good repressed new england boy so i always thought that’s how it was spelled + still prefer that spelling. Also now whenever i have an orgasm i think of stephen king

Me every morning: ahhh today I’m going to be healthy this is the day Breakfast: fruit Lunch: sandwich Dinner: salad Midnight snack: 47 inch cheese pizza topped with Mac and cheese and mini burger patties to garnish and for dessert one of those giant snickers made out of many smaller snicker bars