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There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

i will soon be releasing a new type of hog with gravity-type powers. enjoy da world

scientists are saying my Gravity Hog could be “a problem”

Mr Evilwizard, are you suggesting you've discovered the Pigs Boson?

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

There are no perverts on tumblr

I’m so proud of her

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

That time of week again

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP