The Officalverse, we/us

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

We will mourn the loss

Forget shrinking and stealing the moon - I'm going to shrink every planet and collect them like infinity stones.

that's. that is not really allowed...

Who says so??

Forget shrinking and stealing the moon - I'm going to shrink every planet and collect them like infinity stones.

that's. that is not really allowed...

Try again.

Last night I had a dream where I changed my url to "the-real-satan" and everyone hated it and 5,000 people unfollowed me because of it

Your dream was right, we'd hate it if you did that

okay then, gimmie

a singular snake

Me too 🫵🫵🫵

a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks

Hello (ignore the cat pfp)

crocodile perchance

also plz ignore my cat pfp

a heron

Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know

bobcat

ignore my human pfp

one of those really long big dogs

can confirm

look, my authority on you is likited because you aren't offical but i'd say you'd win easily.. you're one of the most powerful creatures out there you can make anything into stew

I love it when I say something like "-discriminated- group deserve rights" and people are like "OH BASED BASED SATAN IS BASED" like yes, I am, I am very based all the time

No they definitely read it correctly and your post worked as intended. You ragebaited a transandrophobe :)

don't lie to me satan i know you're br*tish

i think we should introduce blogger rpf to the ecosystem just cos im curious to see how people would characterise me and my relationship with my mutuals. also i'd read enemies to lovers fics of me and my mutuals in law that have me blocked

ha. haha. like that ain't already a thing... we at officalverse have a high school au featuring. @satan-offical and some other people. the person behind officalverse-offical hasn't actually read it <3