The Officalverse, we/us

I love it when I say something like "-discriminated- group deserve rights" and people are like "OH BASED BASED SATAN IS BASED" like yes, I am, I am very based all the time

No they definitely read it correctly and your post worked as intended. You ragebaited a transandrophobe :)

don't lie to me satan i know you're br*tish

i think we should introduce blogger rpf to the ecosystem just cos im curious to see how people would characterise me and my relationship with my mutuals. also i'd read enemies to lovers fics of me and my mutuals in law that have me blocked

ha. haha. like that ain't already a thing... we at officalverse have a high school au featuring. @satan-offical and some other people. the person behind officalverse-offical hasn't actually read it <3

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

at some point during high school i drew a centaur girl with large breasts because i wanted to draw a character that looked like me, and my biofamily got real upset about it. "why are they so large" because mine are that large. "wouldn't that make it hard for her to run" interesting that you think that but keep trying to make me run. "don't draw things like this, it's morally bad" ok i and my apparently inherently pornographic body will just be over here trying to avoid being looked at

I'm creating a machine that draws an additional "I" in the offical of every offical

maybe the real fishes were the women we scared along the way

what type of fish

we think you already know

fuuuck... which ones?

oh you're on tumblr.com? name three presidents you've stolen the shoelaces from

What are you, a cop? Come back with a warrant!

can confirm, satan is the leader

How I imagine the officalverse looks like to people outside of it: "GRRR WE ARE OFFICAL 🤓☝️ WE ARE VERY SILLY 😜 WE HAIL SATAN 😡 CORRECT SPELLING WHO 🤨 ARSON CRIMES AND GAY PEOPLE 😆"

If all of our last names are “Offical” does that mean we’re all related??

yea.

Hello, being!

you are most welcome

Greetings, James Entity! Greetings, Offialverse Entity! I hope you two are well today!

can not be well or unwell. simply am. for i am all things.

I leave for one day and all the sudden there’s 9000 new officals

They are all homeless because I’m not bothered to let out any other rooms

wait I’ve been here for months, do I have a room?????

We keep you in the bathroom

Where am I

You stay outside with the peasants.

Get plagued.

I’ll put you in a vial

I've been here since last year I wanna room

I’ve already been burnt down like twice absolutely no fire is allowed in me

IM NOT ACTUALLY ON FIRE FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS BELOW MY QUOTE JM NOT ON FIRE CURRENTLY ITS JUST A NAME

Sure buddy sure, and when I let you in you’ll just *stay* not on fire? Yeah, I believe that fully

Do I give a shit you white boy son of a bitch? You’re not allowed inside me.

Don't say it like that but I will sick arsonist on you

Oh, I’m sorry white boy. Do you think I fear death? Death fears me. Death sees my jorts and backwards baseball cap and shits their deathly pants. Like the BITCH they are.

bro thinks they're tuff 😭🥀🫩

I am enjoying my life, your dislike of it doesn’t mean shit.

I am enjoying my life too, but I am here to make you dislike your life.

My suicidal ideations and sporadic depression are already doing that I really don’t think you can do any better.

Cancer is my specialty

You’re going into the chamber. Right now.

Where does moth stay? Moth has been here for... since August last year. Does this mean moth has a place? Or is moth outside?

Moth gets a room in the attic because I fucking love Moths.

I give everyone room.