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Hey there all, I am mayo

That is all

#offical #officalverse #mayo #mayonnaise

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I think I saw the orb today

Idk what to think about it

I think…

I may be remembering some things

Oh, Betsy

What happened to me?

#the orb #officalverse #mayo official #is this what mayo is all was talking about???#am I…#no #it can’t be

but-will-it-be-famous

Guess I’ll follow sure

-@mayo-offical

I've Never Had Mayonnaise In My Life

Believe It!

mayo-offical

ID: a gif of a rotating mayo jar with a knife in it and bread next to it

I don’t, but ok

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

purgatory-offical

ok look i trust you cause mayo but like what if its pretty

mayo-offical

That’s how it gets you

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

eredin-offical

I conquer worlds. This means nothing to me.

trans-cousin-offical

what about blowing on it is that allowed

mayo-offical

I’ve never tried that

trans-cousin-offical

IM GONNA TRY IT WHAT HAPPENS

mayo-offical

I fear if you do this the officalverse will multiply and expand rapidly

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mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

the-color-orange-offical

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

mayo-offical

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

nixon-official

BEWARE THE ORB!

kuuga-elvis

Whoa Mama, the orb sounds very dangerous. I’ll keep your warnings in mind 🪲👍

…

But on the other hand, I wonder if I could use one of my forms to drive it away so no one else gets hurt by the orb

mayo-offical

I fear…

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

snom-offical

just a little tap?

mayo-offical

Prepare to face consequences

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

eredin-offical

I conquer worlds. This means nothing to me.

trans-cousin-offical

what about blowing on it is that allowed

mayo-offical

I’ve never tried that

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

eredin-offical

I conquer worlds. This means nothing to me.

mayo-offical

You say that now

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

ur-least-fav-gal-offical

too late

throckmorton-offical

... Throcky touched it

mayo-offical

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mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

asleep-offical

@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb

above-the-law-offical

I will touch the orb

asleep-offical

Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards

above-the-law-offical

I will-

*gets absorbed by the ORB*

mayo-offical

FUCK

Oh no

The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control

There will be no end to the expanse of officals

There will be so many

Uncountably many

Redundant amounts of so many

above-the-law-offical

*pops back into exitence, all fine and dandy*

Not exactly. You see, you set up all of that like it was a law for how it worked, so I simply ignored the muliplication bit

mayo-offical

I mean

I meant it more like a prophecy

For the officalverse generally because I think l pie identifies are too interconnected for it to affect only one

The officialverse will now forever multiply and be impossible to keep your track of

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

asleep-offical

@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb

above-the-law-offical

I will touch the orb

asleep-offical

Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards

above-the-law-offical

I will-

*gets absorbed by the ORB*

mayo-offical

FUCK

Oh no

The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control

There will be no end to the expanse of officals

There will be so many

Uncountably many

Redundant amounts of so many

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

the-color-orange-offical

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

mayo-offical

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

the-color-orange-offical

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

mtg-offical

Does it look like this?

mayo-offical

IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”

Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it

mayo-is-all

Forgetting …

-mayo behavior

mayo-offical

WHAT AM I FORGETTING!?!?!?!???!!??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!?!?!?!?

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

the-color-orange-offical

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

mayo-offical

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

the-color-orange-offical

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

mayo-offical

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

the-color-orange-offical

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@mayo-offical

Do either of you know where the orb is?

That way I can stay away from the area.

mayo-offical

It does not stay in a place

If you see it, leave

sans-the-skeleconch-offical

Noted!

If i see it touch it before it disappears!

mayo-is-all

Touching it

-Mayo behavior

mayo-offical

NOOOOOOOOO

DON’T TOUCH IT

mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

the-color-orange-offical

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

mayo-offical

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

the-color-orange-offical

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

mayo-offical

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

the-color-orange-offical

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@mayo-offical

Do either of you know where the orb is?

That way I can stay away from the area.

mayo-offical

It does not stay in a place

If you see it, leave

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mayo-offical

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

the-color-orange-offical

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

mayo-offical

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

the-color-orange-offical

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

mayo-offical

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

the-color-orange-offical

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

mayo-offical

YOU’RE NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED!!!!!!!

Hello keeper of mayonnaise,

In thanks of your warnings regarding "The Orb", the committee has remained safe. Because of this, a highly prestious blog (consisting of me and my tamagotchi) would like to know if you would consider being added to the Official Verse Directory (not trademarked yet; we're working on it).

All that is required from you is a Yes or No.

Thank you for your time.

Yes…

I thought I was already in that

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