Ur Mayo

You're Mayo

Giving the dealer $700 and your 4 wisest teeth for three days worth of ibuprofen and oxycodone

Underestimating your own strength and breaking the caps of three screw on fabric ink tubes and not being sure you have enough rubber bands to keep them all closed

Seeing an Instagram post that’s a tumblr post you know personally was posted in the last couple days and the timestamp says 2hrs and deducing that this Instagram user is an actual active tumblr user

Waking up at 6:50 am with horrible wisdom teeth pain because all the meds wore off at like 5am and now you’ve got nothing for like another hour while the meds kick in and during that hour of raw-dogged pain you have to somehow eat part of this yogurt because one the meds in your cocktail is ibuprofen which has to be taken with food lest it fucks up your stomach but your mouth hurts like a lot

Sharing a look with someone because someone else said they’re not a girl but you know that she’s secretly a trans woman