Ur Mayo

can someone please give me 30 willing volunteers, 10 unwilling volunteers, 6 boxes of uncooked pasta of any shape, tomato sauce, a very old and weathered wooden deck chair, a birthday card from someones dead relative, 1 winter glove, a gallon of vinegar, sugar spice and everything nice, baby pickles, a tesco clubcard, 15 broccoli and stilton cup soups, exactly 27 ½ beef meatballs, a needle in a haystack, a jpg of an indoor fire pit, and a handfull of mixed herbs? im trying to see something

is nobody gonna get back to me on this one

Mayo behavior

hmm you see,,,, i am not a condiment,, so i guess not. unless you are and also regularly need an extensive list of random things for,,,,,,,,.... tasks. i could do with some mayo if youve got any spare though 🤔

You’re mayo

can someone please give me 30 willing volunteers, 10 unwilling volunteers, 6 boxes of uncooked pasta of any shape, tomato sauce, a very old and weathered wooden deck chair, a birthday card from someones dead relative, 1 winter glove, a gallon of vinegar, sugar spice and everything nice, baby pickles, a tesco clubcard, 15 broccoli and stilton cup soups, exactly 27 ½ beef meatballs, a needle in a haystack, a jpg of an indoor fire pit, and a handfull of mixed herbs? im trying to see something

is nobody gonna get back to me on this one

Mayo behavior

Mayo behavior

@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb

I will touch the orb

Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards