rock

rock. (woah, let’s not do anything too irrational here. plus, I’m practically immortal.)

rock. (as long as I’m fighting @scissors-official then I’ll be fine. I’m afraid of paper.)

Oh my. i need @paper-offical to protect me. gulp. i wont hurt you if you like. wrek em./j

rock. (uh, there’s no need to get paper involved, I-i was just joking. I don’t want to be beaten up.)

rock. (woah, let’s not do anything too irrational here. plus, I’m practically immortal.)

rock. (as long as I’m fighting @scissors-official then I’ll be fine. I’m afraid of paper.)

rock.

thank the seven seas

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

rock. (alrighty captain. I should be big enough that Jim doesn’t swallow me, but you never know.)

rock. (omg, it’s perfect. I’m honored to be on your crew :])

thank the seven seas

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

rock. (alrighty captain. I should be big enough that Jim doesn’t swallow me, but you never know.)

thank the seven seas

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

rock. (omg, it’s so perfect. especially the googly eyes.)

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go