i bet you think reality is a thing

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

it's okay if you're not in love with me yet i can just keep posting

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

are they hydrogen or helium

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

im an astrophysicist

but but, science is science?!

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

How to tell if the scientist you're talking to is a chemist or an astrophysicist: Ask them if carbon is a metal

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

That is a new level of containment breach

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now