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Xuebing Du
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
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almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
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no phone i have ever owned has ever been off silent mode. i don’t think i’ve ever heard it ring. i can’t even imagine what it would sound like. i’ve never heard a phone ring in a room and thought it was mine. i don’t even process it
the sucker doesn’t even vibrate. if youre trying to contact me pray to god my phone is both face up and in my eyeline
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Painted some hobbit doors with my friend 🍄
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
girls don’t want boys girls want pretty hardcover editions of literary classics
what are people’s stance on the oxford comma these days?
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The bitter irony when the person who makes you permanently burnt out and mentally and emotionally exhausted tells you that you look really tired and to make sure you get an early night because you need it. And then the next week proceeds to phone you, waking you up from night shift sleeping, leave a voicemail, text, and WhatsApp message the same thing about FUCKING WAX MELTS.
GAHAHHHAH 😭
Oh and then when you snap and let them know your entire schedule for the foreseeable future so you can't answer ever beck and call, they have the audacity to say they didn't know you were that busy... Newsflash, I'm always that busy, I sacrifice sleep and looking after myself, washing my hair, eating, seeing friends, relaxing, getting housework done ALL to look after you, and I get no thanks ever
reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore
Isle of Skye sunsets ❤️🌄
My favorite bit of folk medicine is that we’re supposed to take wormwood for intestinal parasites. It’s actually really effective, which is how wormwood got its name, but the reason it’s effective is that wormwood is literally just poison and it happens to kill the worms slightly faster than it kills you.
That’s medicine BABEYYYYYY!!!!
No, but seriously, the reason plants have useful chemicals that we can use medicinally is because they have evolved those chemicals as poisons to prevent predation. Humans were just smart enough to figure out through trial and error how to balance these chemical extracts to counteract abnormalities in our bodies.
Like: “Hm. This plant toxin is a cardiac glycoside and increases heart output. In a healthy person, this is highly unpleasant and may even cause death. But… for my aging aunt over here who’s suffering from congestive heart failure… a little foxglove extract taken every morning with her tea would probably help her circulation and keep her weary heart kickin’ for a few more years.”
Medicine is the opportune application of poisons. Healers and poisoners are folks with similar skill sets and wildly different philosophies.
@deathisforsissies
dear @shitpostsampler i would like a pony and a cross stitch pattern for “Healers and poisoners are folks with similar skill sets and wildly different philosophies” please <3
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Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that
a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books
b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would
c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to
d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly
Which also kind of drives home how weird it would have been for both Frodo and Sam to suddenly be travelling with what was basically the equivilent of like... rumplestiltskin... from their childhood bedtime stories.
“i ever tell you kids about the naked crackhead in a cave that tried to shank me?”
