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Absolutely no Merry Brandybuck slander permitted in this household.
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“Fëanor no!”
“Fëanor yes.”
And it became everyone’s problem
✨ Light of Eärendil ✨
I will be a Frodo defender till I die. You guys who are like "well Sam wise Gamgee was the REAL hero and Frodo didn't do almost anything" really don't understand that he was carrying such a magical and evil item of unimaginable power that Gandalf was afraid to touch it in fear it would consume him, and y'all say he's weak? I just want you Samwise Gamgee stans who hate Frodo to know that Sam would not like you one bit.
Mr. Frodo is his best friend for life who he was protecting and caring for as his BEST FRIEND carried the LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF EVIL with him in a trek across the world to destroy it. He watched as he best friend who he loved so dearly was slowly destroyed by the Ring but kept going because someone needed to be strong enough to complete the task and carry the Ring to Mordor. He watched as his friend descended into giving into the Ring at the last moment, when nearly all others would have given in moments after first holding the Ring. He watched as Frodo chose to take on the impossible task and never gave up on the quest, even when the Ring was so heavy the chain was ripping into his skin.
Sam knew how brave Frodo was, and he would stand by his side to help him no matter what. If you said Frodo was weak and pathetic in front of Sam, you'd get a frying pan to the face.

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The Lord of the Rings dr. Ralph Bakshi (1978)/Fellowship of the Ring dr. Peter Jackson (2001)
Inspo: [x]
Gandalf in ROTK:
Merry: “when I first met you, I thought you were weird, and annoying.”
Pippin: ....
Pippin: “and?”
Merry: “and you are.”
this is a “/gamerule keepInventory true” positive blog
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I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
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but seriously go buy zedaph plushie!!! (if you can/want to ofc)
reminder that samwise gamgee has never done anything wrong in his entire life
HBomb: so yeah my time on DSMP has been good! I’ve gotten to know them all fairly well and they seem like a pretty alright group.
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HBomb:
HBomb: Anyway they seem like a pretty alrig-
A Concept....
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Further misadventures with Lobelia
Lobelia: I want to speak to Frodo is he in
Merry: gasp! Look over there!
Lobelia: huh??
Merry: *slams door*
*
Lobelia: is Frodo in
Pippin: he’s dead.
Lobelia: that’s what you said last week
Pippin: well. this time it’s true.
*
Sam: Who are you
Lobelia: I’m Lobelia Sackville-Baggins and I want to see Frodo!
Sam: never heard of you *slams door*
Sam, to Frodo: I panicked :(
*
Merry: do you have an appointment?
Lobelia: what no
Merry: ahh. bad luck then.
*
Fatty: Frodo who?
Lobelia: Frodo Baggins!
Fatty: never heard of him
*
Merry: sudden onset smallpox
Lobelia: I don’t believe you
Merry: bet your life?
Lobelia: …….
Lobelia: *hastens down garden path*
Merry, calling after her: I’m immune! :)
*
Pippin: Fatty sat on him by accident and squashed him flat and now he’s dead
Lobelia: I can see him through the parlour window.
Pippin: ….DAMN IT
*
Fatty: yes hello I am Frodo
Lobelia: no you’re not, you’re Mr Bolger
Fatty: ………………no I am Frodo Baggins and this is my hole
*
Sam: he’s having a nap
Lobelia: well wake him up this is important
Sam: absolutely not
*
Pippin: he’s dead again
Lobelia: no he isn’t
Pippin: one of these days it’s going to be true and then you’ll be sorry
*
Fatty, holding out a fistful of teaspoons: p-please……. just take them…… take them and go….
Lobelia: I’ve never been so insulted in all my life!!
Lobelia: *snatches teaspoons and power walks away*
*
Frodo, deadpan: oh I’m sorry Frodo isn’t in, can I take a message? :)
Lobelia: I-
*
Lobelia: Can I speak to Frodo
Merry: no. *shuts door*