Assigned Bastard At Birth

Encounter: resting turtle person

enrichment doesn’t have to be difficult/expensive/time consuming for most animals. usually you just need to find the right size of cardboard box

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

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