Physics is Philosophy

In front of you is a cute cat. If you pet her, she will bite you. If you don't pet her, then you don't get to pet the cute cat.

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

This is Margaret when she opens that email

man has no need for the 9 - 5 workday. you know what man DOES need? chickens, a food garden, ample time for hobbies/creative endeavors, a picnic basket, various jams also.

And 2 hats for weathers

and 2 hats for weathers

young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up

Petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable

I realize I was the one that made the “harry houdini is hot and his audience is into bdsm” post but you def made it worse so like. thanks I guess