Beyond the Mysterious Beyond

Galehaut affectionately and flirtatiously refers to Lancelot as ‘little knight’ occasionally and every time Gawain gets an awkward boner every time he overhears this because that is what the Green Knight called him.

Deanna and riker unicorn cruising on ds9 and picking up season 1 baby Bashir

Nooo never kill yourself baby. Star Trek enters the public domain in 2062.

One year before the Vulcans arrive?

Well yeah, otherwise they'd be under copyright

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

it's cause you're always chasing that damn questing beast

Personally, if the Holy Grail manifested in front of me, covered by the finest samite and carried by an invisible hand, I’d be like ‘Whoa. I’m tripping.’ and not think about it again. RIP to all those knights but I am built different.

“Wow. That was crazy. Anyway. Gawain, tell us about your threesome with those fairies again.”

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

@a-kind-of-merry-war

he’s unfixable but very fuckable