Sarcophagus

Nobody understands the struggles of being a teenage girl better than Prince Hamlet of Denmark

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

any of you fuckers wanna join me on the floor

HOW ARE YOU FINDING THIS POST

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weighs about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

one that drives around near where i live has a massive bumper sticker that says “I NOW DRIVE THIS IN SHAME” in big bold red text

what would kogoro mouri of detective conan fame think of uma musume