Kieu My Vu.

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

He got mad as helllll

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors