Kieu My Vu.

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

tbf i would also think that it's a scam

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit