hi, i'm mal (they/them). i'm 18, and mainly use this account to engage with the cod community (though i may occasionally ramble about hockey and my dog)
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i am both fat and black, and would love to explore writing reader inserts that reflect that :) constantly experimenting with writing so content may vary, will always have it tagged appropriately
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I already see people of accusing us of self inserting on Emma 𫩠fandom as whole at this point needs a cleansing of the most unfun people EVER.
this might be kinda counterintuitive to your point, but while it's def not a full self-insert (since Emma isn't nativeâhowever much i wish she was, and she's def a lil more forgiving than i'd ever be irl; but i could just make an oc if it really mattered), i'm absolutely going to draw on my own life experiences as a soft, crybaby brown girl and try to give her as much of the softer, sensitive aspects of myselfâones that already ring true to her character!!!âas i can.
so a lil bit of an insert, sure. whatever. but we're never allowed to be soft and sensitive and kind so seeing someone who is all of that, plus so much more, is kinda huge to me rn. and anyone who doesn't like it can get fucked, tbh. like some of my favourite writers are writing about a girl who is just like me and a man i'd eat up for breakfast lunch and dinner and there are selfish people out there trying to ruin this for ME??? people can be sooooooooooooo self-absorbed sometimes đ
Ghost is not what the captain would call a gentle man. Everything about him carries weight. His presence, his stare, his skills, his callsign, his reputation. But most of all, his voice. Price has heard Ghost in all sorts of situations, from enemy interrogations to dropping some of the most driest sarcasm to ever grace his comms.
Ghost's voice, like the rest of him, is rough. Like the sound comes from mortar-blasted boulders grinding against each other in his chest and not vocal chords. When Ghost speaks, everything sounds like an ultimatum.
But that's what happens in the military. Show him a man surrounded by other soldiers that doesn't develop some obnoxiously loud, deep vocal affect and Price will eat his hat.
Which is why, when you, the new medic transfer on base, are tasked with administering this year's flu jabs he notices it almost immediately.
"Sleeve up, please, Lieutenant," you tell him. Ghost is sat in the little plastic chair in front of you with his arm fully exposed before you finish.
"Busy day, yeah?" Price nearly chokes when Ghost asks you that.
It wasn't just the fact that he was making conversation, but it was the sound of him. If Price wasn't looking directly at him when he said it, he would have thought there was someone hidden behind his Lt.
But no. It was him, speaking without prompt to you in a tone of voice that Price didn't even think the man was physically capable of.
The boulders in his chest are silent. His voice having moved from them up to some higher register. Like the years of chain smoking and yelling over weapons fire is an inconvenience for once. Ghost even clears his throat when you turn away from him for a moment. Subdued. Soft.
Ghost. Soft. Hell has frozen over.
"It always is," you reply oblivious to the anomaly in front of you, a little smile on your face as you swipe Ghost's bicep with a little disinfectant wipe.
Price watches how Ghost never takes his eyes off of you as you do your work with the same fascination as watching a dog wearing pants walk on its hind legs.
It quickly becomes apparent that this is not an isolated case.
One morning some time later has Ghost walking with him to his office going over upcoming itineraries. Both of them have their minds on the looming, still unconfirmed, deployment. When you turn the corner into the hallway with a stack of files in your hand, Price swears he sees the lights brighten a little bit just from how Ghost perks up.
"Mornin', ma'am." And all of the sudden his hardened veteran, skull mask wearing, second in command is gone and replaced by two meters of tender puppy-dog eyes and velvety voice. He's pretty sure if Ghost had a tail it'd be wagging.
"Good morning, Lieutenant. How many times do I have to tell you you don't have to call me that?"
"At least one more," Ghost all but purrs.
Price feels like he's witnessing something that should be behind an age verification.
You roll your eyes and pat his shoulder as you pass, disappearing down the hallway without a glance behind you. If you did, you would've seen how Ghost's head turned to watch you go.
The other time occurred when you weren't even around to hear it.
It was classified as a training incident only because of its proximity to the grounds. Very little surprises Price anymore, so he didn't bat an eye when he saw a soldier drive up in a humvee, get out, and then just dumbly watch the vehicle creep backwards, gaining speed until it crashed into a nearby prefab.
The car was fine, of course, but those inside the prefab when it made contact weren't so lucky, especially anyone in the falling radius of the shelves and full crates held inside. It was nothing short of a miracle that no one got flattened.
The soldier responsible was getting torn a new one while someone else called for medical support, just to make sure no one was dying or anything. The worst Price could see from here was some bumps and bruises, someone holding a hand to their bleeding head.
"What is it now?" Price asked as he stepped up beside Ghost who lingered from a distance.
"Bloody idiot kept it in neutral, not park," Ghost tells him, arms crossed. "Didn't use theâ" The moment you pop into view, medic bag in tow, Ghost's voice shifts like a switch had been flipped and all of the sudden that rolling thunder tone is gone like it was never there to begin with, "âparking brake. Hopefully it won't be a mistake made twice."
Price registers the words in his subconscious, but most of his attention is still on the fact that you had Ghost switching up mid sentence. And you weren't even within earshot. Just the fact that you were in his eyesight had Ghost lowering his voice, lightening his pitch.
He watches you flit around, grabbing the bleeding person and setting them down to start cleaning them up. All of his attention on you. Price is pretty sure that an ant wouldn't be able to crawl within 50 feet of you without Ghost knowing.
Part of Price wants to nip this in the bud, take Ghost aside and tell him to drop it. All of them know what being in this task force means. Having a distraction like this has a higher chance of being a hindrance than a benefit. If there ever comes a time where any of the 141 are in a situation where his sacrifice is non-negotiable, there cannot be hesitation. All of them know this.
But when the captain looks over at Ghost, he doesn't think about sacrifice. He doesn't see a muzzled war dog whose leash is held in Price's firm grip.
For the first time in a long time, Price recalls a young man with dark brown eyes that had seen too much too young, hair so blond itâs almost white, and the strongest sense of loyalty he's ever seen in a fellow soldier.
Price would never describe Ghost as a gentle man. Never a sweet man. But he starts to think that maybe Simon is.
something something divorced!price sitting you up on his desk so he can eat your pussy like a man starved, grunting, groaning, and slurping loudly as his ex-wife cries crocodile tears over speakerphone about how sorry she is that she cheated, can they please just talk about this, she's having such a hard time finding a new place, can't he just forgive her so they can go back to the way things were
man's best friend.
dog owner!simon + dog owner!reader
thinking about the time I was out for drinks and there was a dude with the biggest fucking dog Iâve ever seen just chilling at the bar. surrounded by ladies.
simon taking riley out for an afternoon walk, but ending up at the pub cuz a man needs pint every now and then.
he's finishing his beer while watching the match on the pub telly when he feels a tug on the leash. he looks down, and finds you petting and cooing at riley. the bugger is all in for the attention, ears perked and tail wagging against his boots.
pretty little thing, you.
he doesn't move, content with watching you like this. maybe a minute later is when you finally notice him staring.
"oh! sorry," your voice is as sweet as you look; too tempting for a man like him. "your dog is so cute! what's its name?"
"riley." he grunts out. wouldn't mind indulging you, just for a while.
"cute name, it suits him," you say. riley nudges your hand with a wet nose begging for scratches. it makes you laugh. the sound is enough to make simon shift in his seat.
would suit you too, he thinks.
"got one of your own?" he asks instead.
you smile. "yes! i have a doberman. she's in her terrible twos right now, though. not as well behaved as riley."
"lots of energy, those ones," he grumbles. "better get a playmate before she rips your couch up."
simon ends up leaving the bar with a new number on his phone and a marked date on his calendar.
wasn't looking; wasn't hunting for anything, but riley sniffed you out for him. fell right into his lap anyway. he spoils the pup with some treats once they get home.
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I just loveeeee the sincerity of conversations after sex or during the sex
like after sex you are lying there trying to breathe properly and he comes out of the bathroom with a towel in hand and casually goes just as he wipes the cum off your ass
"did ya see the video?"
"what video?"
"two muppets got caught sneaking up a phone in base. price got 'em real good. smashed their head into each otha when they were broadcasting. i don't know-it's instagram or somthin'."
you nod enthusiastically and snort "soap sent to me. was too violent for me to watch. he thinks it was funny though."
he chuckles just as he strokes the redness on your ass. "you handle violent just fine"
or like you are in the middle of it, bouncing on him with all you've got and he says
"i don't like it when you don't call."
and you just freeze because what the hell he could have had this conversation around the time when he decided to watch football. so you ask, trying to comprehend.
"what?"
he simply shrugs and tightens his arms around you.
"makes me sad when you don't call."
"i-i don't know what to say."
"can't say hi?"
and it makes you wonder what happened to the man you fucked in the early days of your not-a-relationship-just-fucking thing because ghost didn't even moan let alone talking.
this one is simon you suppose.
sorry, wish my english was better and i knew anything about english accent. đ
simon riley x f!reader
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, masterlist
The lieutenant makes a habit of breaking into your flat. You never ask him to leave.
series tags: fluff, sprinkle of angst, pining, banter, loneliness, military!reader, simon doesn't know how to date like a normal person, you're along for the ride. individual nsfw chapters will be tagged as necessary.
tagged with: #twbs
parts: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [...]
Sergeant MacTavish doesn't appreciate tardiness
Sergeant MacTavish teaches you a lesson
Sergeant MacTavish catches you working late
Sergeant MacTavish teaches you a lesson about honesty
Sergeant MacTavish accompanies you to an outpost
Sergeant MacTavish takes care of a problem
Sergeant MacTavish shows his LT how good you are
Sergeant MacTavish slips up
Your Sergeant's Lieutenant puts you to bed
Your Sergeant commits a war crime
Your Sergeant comes back
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(this list is mainly ways non-locals can donate but by extension offers a lot of resources and places to volunteer in the Twin Cities + there are specific ways to donate time under the cut which can be adjusted to your local neighborhood)
full credit to cataloo from r/minnesota [x]
đŠľImmigrant support
Immigrant Defense Network â coalition of 90+ groups organizing rapid response and collecting evidence.
Immigrant Law Center of MN â free immigration legal representation to low-income immigrants and refugees.
COPAL â advocacy, organizing, phone hotline. Focus on Latine community.
Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee (MIRAC)Â â education and protest organizing.
Interfaith Coalition on Immigration â advocacy, aid, events.
Monarca MN â training and phone hotline.
Unidos MNÂ â education, protests, advocacy.
Center for Victims of Torture â advocacy and mental health services for immigrants and refugees.
International Institute of Minnesota â refugee resettlement group that provides support and legal help to vulnerable new-to-country families.
Lutheran Social Service of Minnesota â offers services to refugees, including legal aid to non-citizens.
đŠľFood support
If local, food donations are welcome, otherwise monetary donations help these types of orgs source what is most needed
VEAP
Second Harvest Heartland
Every Meal
The Food Group
Meals on Wheels MN
Find a local food shelf
đŠľMutual aid funds & community support
Community Aid Network
Twin Cities Trans Mutual Aid
Leo's Tow (Venmo @leostowingmn) is towing cars back to families if a car is stranded when someone is detained.
đŠľMore links
MN50501 Mutual Aid Linktree â well-organized list of various Twin Cities groups.
Mplsmutualaid Linktree â many neighborhood and individual GoFundMes listed here.
Mpls.St.Paul Magazine â see Food Drives and Fundraisers.
Stand with Minnesota â extensive list of organizations, mutual aid, and crowdfunding campaigns.
đŠľDonate blood
Memorial Blood Center declared a blood emergency on Tuesday, Jan 13. MBC is the blood supplier for both tier 1 trauma hospitals in the metro area (Hennepin County Medical Center and North Memorial Health).
American Red Cross
đŠľDonate food or other goods
Mpls.St.Paul Magazine â see Food Drives and Fundraisers.
Volunteer your time (under the cut)
đŠľMutual aid
Reach out to your neighbors â especially if you know they are staying home right now â and ask if they need groceries or toiletry items. Offer to pick up prescriptions, give rides, or shovel their driveway. If you know them well, bring them a treat that you know they'll enjoy. Or just ask them how they're doing and let them know you are there to support.
Connect with any of the orgs above and see if they are looking for volunteers.
Connect with a church or mosque in your area. From u/MuddieMaeSuggins: "I know a lot of regular Redditors are not religious (myself included) but like it or not this is a where a lot of community organizing happens, especially in immigrant communities."
Connect with your local school's admin office and/or their PTA. It's ok to reach out even if you don't have kids at the school. PTAs are organizing mutual aid for school families, safe rides, school observers.
đŠľActivism
Find an official protest or other event via Indivisible, 50501, FREE AMERICA, or MIRAC. Students at many high schools are staging walk-outs; if your local school is doing this, reach out to school leadership or the PTA and ask how you can support as a community member.
Join the effort to stop Hilton from housing ICEÂ by booking hotel rooms and then cancelling at the last minute. This action can be done from home! The effort is being organized by Sunrise Movement, who are telling activists to target specific hotels one-by-one. More info:Â SHUT DOWN HILTON
Find people in your area who are actively monitoring ICEÂ and/or stationing themselves in high-traffic areas and ask how you can help. Check for local FB events where people are organizing and just show up.
At minimum, read the COPAL Handbook before you go out to observe. The DFL, Monarca, and other orgs have been hosting online trainings for constitutional observers (though these fill up quickly).
When you see ICE in action, start recording. Be as loud and as disruptive as possible: honk your horn, set off your car alarm, blow your whistle. Let people know that ICE is in the area. If you see someone being detained, try to get their name and a phone number to call their emergency contact.
If you do not feel comfortable observing ICE in person, there are ways you can support from home. Just ask the people who are organizing in your area. I have social anxiety, and I had never participated in any kind of political action before this past Saturday. If I can do it, you can!
Local organizers are requesting that people who help monitor ICE DO NOT participate in 1-to-1 mutual aid efforts, as these can put the families you are helping at risk.
If you have friends/acquaintances who are sympathetic but not politically active, reach out to them. Show them that they're not alone in feeling helpless. Pick a few low-commitment actions from this list and do them together.
line cook!johnny whoâs the bane of the managersâ existence but loved unconditionally by his serving staff and hosts. the restaurant industry is, inherently, toxic. itâs shit money, oftentimes youâre treated like less than a human being solely because your career isnât considered adult enough for most, and your superiors set these sky-high expectations from the jump. leave all your problems at the door, no one gives a shit what youâre going through, youâre not here to make friends, just to do the job no one else cares to do.
johnny doesnât abide by their rules. heâs secure enough in his position that he knows heâs not going to be fired, and if he is, oh well, heâs got the experience and credentials needed to get the same job anywhere else, and he makes sure his managers know it. he will talk your ear off about how his maâs been nagging him to settle down in the middle of a friday night rush, or tell the underpaid, sixteen year old hostess that itâs time for her break, though he doesnât actually have that authority. heâll befriend his fellow line cooks and invite them out for drinks even though itâs frowned upon, and leave the kitchen in his grease-stained tee and crocs to cuss out the customer who yelled at you about their steak being undercooked. âi was the one who made it, nothinâ to say to me?â itâs a miracle heâs still employed. thereâs a rumor that theyâve tried to fire him, on more than one occasion, but he keeps clocking in anyways, and no one has the balls to tell him off.
he gives you free food when he notices you havenât eaten, will stand guard outside the walk-in if you need a moment to yourself, and tells you how good you look in your new apron. and if youâre a bit clumsy, the type to drop at least one hot plate per shift, he never gets upset, not like the others do. âhappens to the best of us, love, donât stress,â âyouâre doinâ all the hard work, anyways,â
will drop the absolute wildest, most unbelievable lore, completely out of the blue.
âwhat the fuck do you mean you were shot in the head?â
âaye, couple oâ years back, while i was diffusing this bomb,â as if itâs not the most insane sentence anyoneâs ever said to you on a monday afternoon.
and when you finally do get together, after months of his shameless, relentless flirting? heâs insufferable about it. heâll coerce you into that walk-in every chance he gets for a moment alone, cackling whenever one of your coworkers finds the two of you swapping spit in the dead of lunch rush. smacks your ass in front of the bosses and winks after, like someone whoâs never heard of workplace harassment in all of his days. some guy gets handsy while youâre waiting his table, and hereâs johnny, threatening to follow him home and reminding him to leave a very generous tip for the trouble he caused you. and god forbid your manager yells at you, johnnyâs raising hell and HRâs definitely getting called.
heâs kindâve awful, in his own, sweet way, and you love him for it. he knows you do, too, and lauds it over everyoneâs head, all of the time.
tenderfoot / the man
price x f!reader / masterlist
cw: societal collapse, referenced suicides
see masterlist for fic tags
Would you rather know how youâre going to die, or when?
Itâs one of those questions. Always cropping up at the worst timesâparties, bars, dating apps. Always from some pedantic would-be philosopher who thinks asking it makes them deep. Like theyâre probing the mysteries of life when really, they just want to see people squirm.
Youâd roll your eyes. Offer something cheeky, or dodge it entirely.
But laterâlate at night, in bed, in the quietâyouâd think about it. Always alone.
Maybe that was the answer. Alone. Maybe youâd choke on dinner in your flat. Slip on a hike, disappear into a ravine or waterway. Vanish on a flight over the Atlantic, screaming into the void with strangers, with no one knowing your name. Or maybe youâd just fade in some hospital, old and unmarried, alone in a sterile room.
Itâs a seductive line of thought. Morbid, but oddly clarifying. If you knewâwould it change anything? Would you live harder, freer? Or worry more? Spend every checkup bracing for impact, marking your calendar with a red X. Let the dread eat you alive.
You never could come up with an answer. Not even for yourself.
And then, when every nation with a space program tried and failed to destroy the looming, 128-kilometer-wide asteroid dubbed Fenrir?Â
Well, then everyone had an answer.
Date of death: September 22nd. Cause of death: Impact event.
Societal collapse was both instant, yet oddly and disproportionately staggered.
Plenty of people heard the broadcast that night, switched off the broadcast, and went right back to their dinners and digestifs. They set alarms, went to bed, woke up, and went to work. After all, bills still arrived in the post. The Tube still ran. The world hadnât ended yet, and that was enough reason to pretend it might not.
It wasnât quite denial, more like a timid refusal to look directly at the thing burning a hole in the sky.
At the other end of the spectrum were the zealots, the hedonists, the opportunists. Those who had been waiting for permission to unravel and let go. They treated the news like a starting pistol. Riots, arson, mass looting. Street preachers with knives and bleeding palms. Mass suicides. Teenagers with baseball bats in grocery stores. Mayhem.
Infrastructural collapse did not occur so quickly.
People tried to preserve the illusion of order. Systems leaned on other systems. Governments clung to decorum with tight knuckles and PR briefings. Parliament swore it would sit in continual session. The Crown, sealed somewhere deep underground, uttered meaningless words over the airwaves. Officials promised the water would run, the lights would burn, right up to the very end.
The machinery of modern life limped forward out of habit.Â
It lasted two months.
Then someone blinked. Everyone panicked. And the whole thing went down headfirst, screaming.
In the middle of it all, there was a lottery you did not win.
Limited seats on boats and planes, final one-way passages bound elsewhere, including to the States. The first went to families, visiting students, adults with dependents waiting back home. You didnât qualify. A singleton with two healthy parents an ocean away, you werenât in the first wave. Or the second. Or the third. You werenât here on diplomatic business. You had no connections or strings to pull. Just an expat, living and working abroad, trying to live a quiet and comfortable life.
Until the phones cut out, and then the Internet, you did your best to reassure your parents. They were tucked away in their house in upstate New York, worrying over the line. You told them it was fine. That youâd be okay. You cried and mourned together, yes, but you kept lying through your teeth:
Iâm not alone. Iâve got friends. Weâre going to make a party out of it. Weâll watch one last sunset together.
Of course it wasnât true. But you couldnât let them die knowing that.
That in all your years hereâsame flat, same job, same pubâyou hadnât made a single lasting connection. There were coworkers. Casual boyfriends. People who forgot your name after two pints if they asked for it at all. Nothing that stuck.
And when the shops shuttered, your supplies ran low, and the neighbors disappeared, scattering to the countryside, to family, to anywhere elseâyou watched your street empty out.
The taps went dry. The lights flickered out.
So you made a decision.
If you were going to die alone, youâd do it somewhere worth seeing.
You packed a backpack and a carry-on, filled with whatever still mattered.
Then, you left. On foot. Walked straight out of London.
Three days on the road, and you hate every minute of it.Â
You miss your sofa. Your books. Scented candles. Face masks.
Thereâs dirt under your nails, a hole in your jeans, and your sleeping bag is a shitty thin, miserable barrier against the hard ground.
Makes the memories bubble up and resurface, and you have to laugh at yourself. All those photos from childhood through your teens: there you were, every summer vacation, wedged in the backseat of the old family sedan with your walkmanâs headphones shoved over your ears, nose buried in a book or hunched over a Game Boy.
So many places your parents took you that you couldnât spare an ounce of interest in at the timeâYellowstone, the Grand Canyon, Kalaloch, Arches. You tuned them all out in favor of fictional worlds, pixelated screens, and whatever mix tape a friend burned for you.
You hated the cold campground showers. The communal toilets. The mosquitoes that bled you dry while you slept. Wet socks, soaked jeans, mud squelching in your shoes. You used to count the days until you could go back to the cityâback to pavement and delivery and indoor plumbing. You chose one of the biggest cities in the world, chock full of conveniences and comforts, to live in for a reason.
You used to whine when there was no cell service. Now youâd give anything just to hear a dial tone.
Funny how nostalgia hits hardest when youâre at your lowest. The backseat of that car had lousy air circulation and your parents constantly sang off-key, but it was, every summer, your whole world.
You didnât know what it was like to be this exposed. This tired. You didnât have to worry about where your next meal came from or whether someone was following you. Back then, all you had to worry about was boredom.
Now you worry about waking up at all. Dying before the big deadline.
The people youâve met havenât helped. Mostly weirdos and creeps. The decent ones peeled off weeks ago, chasing greener pastures, hunting for better places to wait out the end. You shouldâve left then, too. Instead, youâre the last gazelle, trying to cross the river long after the herd stampeded ahead. The crocodiles circling in.
Youâre late to the migration, and everything about you shows it.
One of the wheels on your suitcase gave out just outside city limitsâsnapped clean off. Youâve been dragging it, balancing it precariously on the single wheel or scraping it against the pavement. Carrying it is no better; itâs heavy and awkward, a constant reminder of how little you actually planned for this.
Now, you crouch behind the battered back door of a long-closed Greggs, clutching a brick tight in your palm. You fumble with the lock holding the chain looped through the handles, cursing whoever thought, Yeah, the worldâs endingâbetter lock up tight. You crouch, lift and swing the brick at it. The impact rattles up your arm and stings. The lock doesnât budge.
You look both directions down the lane, but no one emerges.
You grit your teeth, breath fogging in the cold, and seriously consider moving on. Thereâs probably an easier door to jimmy open somewhere, somewhere less obvious, but itâs not just about shelter now. Youâre stuck on it. This place is here. Locked. Dry. Closed to you. And maybe thereâs something left inside. Scraps of something edible. Youâd take a handful of sugar sticks to bolster your supplies at this point.Â
Mostly, itâs the roof you care about. Four solid walls between you and the elements and the road and people. Not so obvious a place oneâs likely to check for a lone woman trying to survive the night.
You think about the motel you tried earlierâthe âclerk,â some older woman with smudged lipstick, asked if you were open to roommates, then waved to the orgy happening beside a very green pool. The whole place was âbooked outâ until September. Not your scene.
Fingers trembling from frustration and exhaustion, you try the lock again. And again. And again. No luck. The brick chips, your palm rubs raw, and the rain picks up.
You raise the brick one last time, not to break in anymore but to just to beat something. You feel stupid. So damn stupid. Tomorrow, you think, youâll join the first roadside cult or motel orgy you stumble on. At least thereâs community there. Someone who might actually care. Someoneâ
âThink theyâre closed.â
A voice cuts in over your shoulder.
You whip around, but youâre so in shock, you donât have the presence of mind to be afraid. Not those first, breathless seconds.
The man whoâs snuck up on you is a sight. Blood trickles from a jagged cut high on his forehead, near the hairline, splitting into thin tributaries that run down and tangle in the thick curls of his beard. Another streak, dark and wet, drips from the corner of his mouth, painting his lower lip red.Â
And yet, the wounds arenât what form your first impression.
Itâs the fact heâs dressed like a man who knows exactly what heâs doing. An anorak and a brimmed hat shield him from the rain. The heavy-duty, military-surplus pack on his back.
Your gaze drops to the knife strapped to his belt, then to the handgun holstered on his hip. Your eyes bounce back up, stomach plummeting when you spot the unmistakable length of a rifle barrel jutting just past his shoulder.Â
Itâs been a long time since you last saw a gun. Not since your last visit home, when you watched your father sit at the kitchen table, meticulously cleaning his faithful Remington. The steady rasp of the cleaning rod, the smell of oil. That memory feels like another life entirely.
It doesnât stave off the fear that sets in.
The brick falls from your hand and splits at your feet.
You canât move. Canât speak. You only watch as he reaches over his shoulder and draws out a long pair of bolt cutters, the metal jaws catching what little light there is. Your body jerks like itâs bracing for impact.
This is it, you think. Not the asteroid. Not some divine, cosmic reckoning. Just you, alone, outside a fucking Greggs, about to meet your end at the hands of a stranger carrying a small arsenal.
âIâI donât haveââ
He cuts you off. âMind if IâŚ? No, donât think you do.â
Without waiting for your answer, he gestures for you to step aside. Your eyes stay wide, your hands twitching like youâve been shocked. He steps forward, clamps the bolt cutters onto the chain, and with a clean snap, it all gives way.
He shoulders the door open and steps just inside, casting a quick look back at you, then over your shoulder, scanning the empty street, and back again.Â
Tired blue eyes squint down at you, then sweep over your bodyâtaking inventory, the same way you did him.
âChrist, love,â he mutters. âShouldnât be makinâ that kind of racket at night. A bad character mightâve found you.â
The sting of the words catches you off guard. You swallow hard, blinking through the rain, too cold and worn out to argue.
He exhales through his nose like heâs already regretting getting involved. Then he pushes the door open wider, tilting his head toward the dark interior.
âIn. Rather not listen to you get picked off by the next bastard who stumbles by.â
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Yâall say this but donât support fluff nor angsty fics if it doesnât have smut attached to it. You canât have both. And then yâall donât reblog or comment on your favs works so they go back to the smut. In the words of Kendrick Lamar, itâs not enough.
on top of this, the month/year just started, let ppl breath
first and last time Iâll ever pitch in on fandom discourse, because I like to keep my blog centered on whimsyâbut these posts are so tiring to read.
if you canât find the fic you want to read, write it.
I wonât listen to the âbut I canât writeâ talk, because literally no one can unless they start. my first fics are an absolute mess. the grammar is fucked beyond repair, and Iâm sure there are words in there that arenât even English. itâs why theyâre safely hidden in my personal folders and not online. theyâre training grounds, full of cheesy dialogue and poorly written lines, but they brought improvement after improvement.
if youâre lazy and you donât want to write, then interact with the writers who do.
if youâre afraid of being found out by friends and relatives who follow your blog, anonymous messages with compliments in the inbox do wonders. share positive feedback. show interest. itâll push the writer to follow certain trends in order to keep the community they built happyâwhile being happy themselves.
fluff-exclusive stories are the ones with the lowest interaction on Tumblr and AO3.
even angst and MCD are more prolific in that regard, because fluff-exclusive multi-chapter stories lack the catharsis that things like sex or confrontation bring. unless the author is writing it as a passion project, the lack of feedback will have a negative impact on their will to continue, and they will inevitably switch to something that creates more discourse and interactionâbecause the beauty of writing also resides in sharing.
most of the time, fluff writers end up sitting at a table on their own, while the food they made is picked apart by a few who wonât even thank them for preparing it.
also, stop shaming smut writers.
sex isnât something that needs to be further demonized. the world as it is today is doing a fairly good job of shaming sex by itself; we donât need to spread more hate toward something that is literally biologically made to be fucking okay.
thatâs it. write it yourself, or share how much you loved it. and stop being mean about sex, for christâs sake.
rugby!simon and rugby!gaz show you just how good their teamwork is.
18+
heâs got his hands all over you.
big hands that squeeze at your hips, knead at the fat of your arse, smother the curves of your tits. and he whispers in your ear all the whileâ that jarring manc accent pulling you out of a pleasure-induced trance. words of praise and encouragement sliding off his tongue before he drags it along the slope of your shoulder.
âah, youâre likinâ that, arenât you, baby?â simon coos, pawing at your tits, his broad chest pressed hard to your back.
you nod, breathing hard, and simon kisses back up your bare shoulder until he can nip at the shell of your ear. you feel him smile against you.
âwell, why donât you be a good girl and tell gaz that heâs doinâ such a good job.â
at simonâs words, gaz hums into the slick heat of your core, his tongue curled within you, nose bumping gently against your puffy clit. his hands are on your thighs, spreading you open as you lean back against simon, who himself is backed up against the bedâs headboard.
you moan loudly. a lurid keen as pleasure vibrates through you. simon chuckles with his lips on your neckâ then he begins to suck and bite, and the brief, dull sting means youâre in for a long night.
you crack your eyes open to look down at gaz. heâs grinding against the bed ever so slightly as he laves his tongue across your pussy, up and down, before curling it back inside of you again. heâs grunting, too. deep sounds from the back of his throat that have you clenching around him.
he opens his eyes, as if feeling you looking down at him, and meets your gaze. his pretty brown eyes are black with lust, pupils blown impossibly wide in the semi-darkness of the room. he hums somethingâa reassurance, maybeâagainst you, and your mouth drops open for you to let out another embarrassingly loud moan. gazâs eyes sparkle.
âuh-uh,â you hear simon tut behind you, before one of his massive hands leaves your breast. suddenly, heâs gripping the back of gazâs head and pressing him closer to your cuntâ the abrupt change in pace and pressure causing you to yelp. simonâs other hand pinches your nipple between two fingers. âwhat did i tell you to do?â
you huff, body growing tense with an impending orgasm. you feel gaz let out a stuttered moan against you. although, it could be a small laugh. you werenât too sure.
âsimooooon,â you stretch out on a whine. âpleaseââ
âno, donât talk to me,â he replies quickly. you see that heâs stroking the back of gazâs head gently, while the latter lightly bobs his head as he eats you out. simon pulls at your nipple and talks over you while you squeal. âyou need to talk to gaz. you need to tell âim somethinâ.â
you pant for a moment after he lets go of you, and then speak. âyouâre doing such a⌠fuck, doing such a good job, gaz.â
simon continues, kissing your temple. âand howâs he makinâ you feel?â
âgoodââ
âdonât tell me, tell him.â
you whine through a pout, burning hot pleasure prickling at the base of your spine. your hips twitch, and you feel gaz mumble something against you, his tongue still working as simon holds him in place.
âyouâre making me feel so good, gaz. it feels so good.â
obviously pleased, simon kisses your temple one last time, before he shifts slightly so he can yank gazâs head back and force him to look up at you.
the rugby winger looks absolutely stunningâ his big, round eyes with saucer-like pupils, and a face half-covered in your slick. his lips, parted, shine with you too, and he darts his tongue out to lick up the remnants from his bottom lip.
ânow,â simon says, directing his speech over your shoulder while he resumes kneading passively at one of your tits. âtell her how fuckinâ good she tastes, gaz.â
you wonder, for just a moment, whether gaz was going to bite back. heâs strong-willed, after all, and both as cocky and competitive as your boyfriend. if not more so. he typically responds to simonâs on-field remarks with a snarky, quick-witted response.
but he always listens, even if he does have to get a sly comment in first.
âwhy? youâve never told her?â he chides, but then immediately snaps his attention back to you and, with almost practised softness, utters, âyâtaste so good, babygirl. sweetest little pussy iâve ever had.â
simon grunts behind you but you ignore him. his paw releases gaz, who takes the opportunity to surge forward and slot his mouth back against you. you gasp, jerking violently in simonâs hold, as gaz renews his pace and stuffs his tongue into you.
you whine, head flopping back against simonâs chest as your legs begin to twitch. simonâs hands are back on your tits and his mouth is back on the junction of your shoulder as you hurtle towards release, dragged along by the thick warmth of gazâs tongue moving inside you.
âhm, look how youâve got gaz, baby,â simon says over your shoulder, and you wrench your eyes open with great effort as your mind clouds over with pleasure. âgot âim humping the bed like a fuckinâ dog. look at that.â
gaz all but growls into you, but doesnât lift his head to take the bait. his hands grip your thighs as he maintains his pace, but simon has a pointâ he was still gently rutting himself against the sheets, cock hard against the material, the soft mounds of his arse towards the ceiling.
gaz releases another guttural noise against you, and the vibrations send you over the edge. you come over his tongue, thighs clamping shut and pinning gaz between you like a vice. your body spasms, and simon holds you to him, kissing up your neck and whispering praise into your ear as your orgasm rockets through you.
when it tapers off and leaves you dishevelled mess in simonâs lap, gaz plucks your thighs away from his ears and sits back on his haunches, hard cock grasped in one hand, the other wiping your slick from his chin.
simon watches him carefully. âyou need something, garrick?â
languidly, simon slips a strong arm around you, trailing down over your belly, your mons, and finally skimming past your clit and splitting the swollen lips of your cunt open with two fingers. cool air hits you, and you let out a tired squeak. simon watches gazâs gaze fix on the movements, the wingerâs cock twitching in his hand.
simon watches a bead of precum pearl on gazâs tip, before it rolls down the shaft and disappears against his nearly-closed fist.
âoh,â simon utters quietly. condescendingly. he runs his fingers up and down, up and down the lips of your pussy, baring your fluttering hole. you try not to writhe against him, lids low over your eyes as you observe the man across from you. simon continues, âi know what you want.â
ââcourse you fucking do, mate,â gaz grits out, shuffling closerâ or at least attempting to, as heâs stopped by simon, who bends his leg inwards to prevent his teammate from getting any closer.
simonâs other hand trails over your body, tracing imaginary lines over your tits and tummy, over the softness of your thighs and hips. goosebumps raise across your skin, and you can feel your heartbeat gradually returning to your wet core.
âyou want to get your dick wet, is that right?â simon snarks.
gaz huffs, tugging on his cock, and you watch another bead of precum roll over the head and run down a vein on the underside. âdonât be a wanker, riley. sânot like that.â
âthen what is it like?â one of simonâs fingers finds your puffy clit and presses down firmly. you moan, mouth dropping open. you feel him smile as he turns his head to press kisses to your temple again.
âi want to fuck your girlfriend and have her scream my name while she comes,â gaz says through a wicked grin, smacking simonâs leg aside and shifting up the bed until heâs close enough to you that you can see the beaded perspiration over his chest.
simon grunts, but doesnât say anything, and letâs gaz press his mouth to yours. you moan into gazâs mouth, tongues coming together quickly, teeth clashing just a bit as he moves against you. he continues to stroke himself, but his free hand meets simonâs and presses two fingers to your clit as well, coordinating circles across it.
âoh, fuck,â you curse, body gearing up again as youâre worked towards another release. you feel it in the way your feet begin to twitch restlessly and hips falter against the bed.
âdoing so well, sweetheart,â simon says to you, suddenly reaching one hand up to grab your chin, turning you away from gaz. âmy best girl.â and then he kisses you, tongue curling against your canines as gaz drops his mouth downwards, licking across your jaw and kissing down your neck.
he also removes his hand from your clit, instead taking the time to squeeze at one of your breasts, rolling your nipple beneath the pads of his fingers. simon continues to grip your chin, but breaks the kiss, watching gaz kiss along your neck and across your bare chest.
âyou ready, baby?â he asks you, and gaz looks up from his position between your tits, lips brushing your sternum. gleaming dark eyes peering up at you like a doe. simon stops his fingers on your clit, and you hum a quiet protest as your rearing release slowly fades away.
you nod. âmâready.â
ânow, this is how weâre gonna do this,â simon begins, large hands prying your legs even further apart. gaz shifts backwards, leaving splotches of saliva over your skin, and clutches the base of his cock again as he rakes his eyes down your body. simon rubs your inner thigh. âgaz is goinâ tâbe a good lad and stretch you open, âkay? heâs gonna stretch this little pussy open anâ make you come before i join âim. does that sound alright?â
as he speaks, simonâs hand finds the heat of your cunt again, and splits your lips apart using two fingers in a downward âvâ motion. gaz groans gratefully, the sight of your fluttering hole making his cock twitch as he shifts his hips forward.
you find yourself nodding again. âyeah, that sounds good.â
simon smiles. âthaâs good, thaâs good⌠now, letâs be good for gaz and open upâŚâ he speaks for you, before kissing your pulse while gaz presses the warm head of his cock against your opening.
the winger rubs it in circles there, collecting your release and smearing it around. you whimper, and gaz shushes you gently, leaning forward to kiss you.
âsâalrightâ just giving her a coupleâa kisses, okay?â gaz whispers, the tip of his cock moving back and then forward. this happens a couple of times as he licks over your lips, the tip of his cock âkissingâ the drooling hole of your cunt while simon practically gnaws on your neck with one hand still holding your pussy open for his teammate. the other hand, again, is all over your tits.
when gaz pulls away, he finally, finally, pushes his cock into you. the head first, swallowed smoothly by a velvet warmth, then the rest, and you track itâs progress by the feel of that prominent vein against you. it forces several moans from your chest, which seem to rattle against your ribs and leave you breathless.
inch by inch, gaz gently pushes himself inside you, eyes watching where you take him, revealed, still, by simon, who watches over your shoulder, pawing at the softness of your belly so he could get a good look.
he hums, content, into your ear. âgod, yâtaking him so well, my sweet girl. iâm so proud of you.â
gaz bottoms out with a groan of your name, falling still for a couple of moments to catch his breath. simon repositions his fingers to toy with your clit, and you mewl at the sudden restart of pleasure. the winger wrenches his eyes open and something flashes across his face.
you canât see it, but simon returns an equally challenging look.
âkeep up, garrick,â simon spits coyly. âneed her to come so i can fit.â
âha,â gaz sneers, rutting himself out then in suddenly, making you wail and writhe against simonâs chest. he sets a rocketing pace that forces tremors through the muscles of your legs, his hands grabbing at your hips and thighs, your arse practically off the bed. âdonât think too highly of yourself, mate. mâsure your prickâs gonna slip right in. unnoticed, probably.â
a new kind of euphoria floods through your veins like ichor. being fucked by someone else while your boyfriend cradles you, kisses over your head and neck, rubs circles over your breasts and clitâ itâs an entirely different feeling. a haze sits over your brain, your eyes struggling to focus, your lips open in a silent scream.
in your state, you barely even notice the way theyâre speaking to each other.
âtrust me, iâll need you to loosen her up,â simon growls. âbut, thatâll be âard for you, wonât it? considering your dick barely fills your briefs.â
gaz makes a show of rutting deep inside you, finding that perfect spot immediately, rolling his hips and drawing a loud moan from you. a breathy but pronounced âgazâ as you blindly run your hands all over his chest and toned stomach.
then, he leans forward, kissing you on the cheek, then the chin, then finally on the lips. âyou feeling good, darling girl? am i making you feel good?â
much to simonâs annoyanceâalthough, he could never truly be mad at youâyou respond quickly, âyes, yesâfuck, yeah, feelâs sooo good, gaz. cock feels so goodâso big.â
gaz looks at simon again and winks. simon mouths âfuck you.â
âonly if youâre lucky, mate,â gaz retorts, hips slapping against you now, cock driving into you faster and faster.
you know youâre done for as soon as gaz starts grunting with his quickened pace. your body tenses against simonâs, who continues to rub circles around your puffy clit. heâs sucking at your neck while gently rutting his cock against the small of your back, and you relish in feeling the warm length of it against your lower spine.
âgaaaz,â you whine, a slight twinge of pain in your hips as he fucks you, although itâs quickly overwhelmed by the pressure of your building orgasm. âwanna come, pleaseââ
he answers you by slotting his mouth against yours, licking over your tongue and teeth as you whine and huff against him. restless, insatiable. your hands squeeze at the firm muscles that cord across his shoulders as you kiss him back with a pleasure-induced weakness that has his lips quirking in the corners.
then, simonâs in your ear. the pleasure fogging your brain making his accent seem a whole lot stronger. it turns you on even more, if that was possible. âcome on, baby. let go.â
you do.
you rip your mouth away from gazâs to moan loudlyâ his name, too, which simonâs bitterly sure the winger will wank to for years to come. no pun intended.
it tears out from your throat much like how your orgasm tears through your body, forcing tremors from you and pinning you back against simon. you feel yourself gush around gazâs cock, which is slowly losing rhythm as he reaches his own high. a high which burns through him as his balls draw up tight.
he quickly looks up at simon. âcan i?â
âwhat?â simon grunts, preoccupied with shoving his two fingersâpreviously on your clitâinto your mouth and pressing down on your tongue.
âcome inside?â
simon kisses his teeth and pretends to think.
gaz whimpers quietly, hips stuttering, and the sound sends throbs back into your clit.
âyeah,â you answer for simon. âplease, come inside meââ
but gaz faltersâ looking from simon, to you, then back up to simon as a sheen of sweat glistens on his forehead. those damn big brown eyes. they even have your heart pinching in your chest.
simon grunts, burying his face quickly into the side of yours. âdonâtâ donât look at me like that. just do what my bird tells you and come.â
gazâs eyes slam shut and he finally, with a shuddering moan of your name, comes inside of you. his hips press to yours, cock punched deep inside, strong arms flexing where they grip you for support.
warmth pumps into you slowly, and you smile softly as gaz shakes, then leans in to peck you gently on the lips.
âiââ you open your mouth to speak, but simon is giving you no chances to catch your breath as youâre hoisted up and your legs are spread to accommodate his size.
big hands grab you roughly, man-handling you into a position where simon can slip his cock along the seam of your arse until the fat head brushes against your cunt, still drooling around gazâs cock.
âsâpose i got what i wanted, didnât i?â gaz says after a moment of silence while simon jostles you into the position he liked best. heâs regained some of his confidence, it seems.
simon scoffs. âand what was that, exactly?â
âhaving your girlfriend scream my name while i make her come,â is the wingerâs reply, his hands moving idly over the soft mounds of your body as he helps in holding you in position.
you feel heat flush through your veins in a mix of embarrassment and arousal. you tilt your head to the side, and gaz beats simon to it and attaches his mouth to the damp skin.
simon chuckles quietly behind you.
not a good sign, especially now he has one of his massive paws gripping the base of his cock, his fist pressing almost uncomfortably against the bottom of your arse cheek.
âsure,â he says. âbut she screamed mine louder.â
his egotistical chiding ends as he pushes his cock in alongside gazâsâ just the head, but the added pressure made you yelp and shout a very loud, âsi! fuck!â
exactly what he was aiming for.
gaz knew he was too late to smother your sounds, but he presses his mouth to you again anyway, kneading your tits as simon slowly, slowly feeds more and more of his cock into you. gaz shudders against you as simon moves, and you whine over his tongue. you werenât surprised to receive a little moan back.
âcome on, there we go, baby, open up for me,â simon utters, feeling with his hand how your hole stretches to accommodate him. milky-white rivulets roll continually down his shaft as he pushes in, and you can feel them being pushed from you. he doesnât stop and start, but his pace is slow and unsurprisingly attentive. âthatâs my best girl. doing so fuckinâ well.â
âsimon, god, i canâtâŚâ you whimper when gaz allows you space to breathe your entire body is shaking, a searing pleasure settling like a blanket over your lower spine and pelvis. your swollen clit pulses rapidly with your heartbeat.
âyes, you can,â simon shushes you as gaz pets your face soothingly, the other on your side. âiâve got youâ weâve got you, okay? just let us make you feel good.â
you realise that heâs all the way in.
âoh,â you whisper. youâre so full.
then, they start to move, and you feel even more full.
simon does most of the moving. his hips are snapping against you from where heâs slightly leaning back, propped up by the pillows. and gaz is trying, matching simonâs movements but his thrusts are shorter, more stiff, overwhelmed by simonâs hurried movements.
gaz doesnât seem to mind, though, panting and moaning as he moves, hips jerking. you hold onto him, the pleasure so intense that you canât help your eyes rolling and the way your nails dig into his skin.
itâs nothing youâve ever felt before. youâve reached a type of nirvana youâve only ever read fantasised about.
your body is alight, every single one of your nerves feeling the way the two men shift inside you. each twitch, jerk and rut sends electric shocks buzzing through you. euphoric ecstasy, rivers of it, flood your system. liquid gold, and as four large hands grope and touch and hold, you realise they might both be midas.
you also realise that youâre not lasting one more minute. you read your own body like an analog clock, the curling of your toes and tightening of your lower belly a blaring indication that youâreâ
âgonna come,â you gasp, the fullness making it hard to breathe right. âpleâplease, mâgonna come. i canâtââ
simon groans, then growls his sentence between gritting teeth. âfuck yeah, you are. gonna come all over our fuckinâ cocks, arenât you?â
âyes, yes, yes,â you babble. youâre seeing stars in your closed eyelids, and you can feel the room spinning around you as if you were drunk.
you donât feel gazâs arm move, but you feel two fingers on your clitâ and your sternum all but rattles at the force of your cry.
you release with their names being chanted into the cool air of the room, cunt squeezing tight around them both. squeezing, gushing as you come kicking and screaming (a metaphor, although your moans fill the space like choir song and your arms and legs spasm with the force of your pleasure).
gaz comes almost simultaneously, the vice of your cunt drawing another warm release from him. this time, itâs quieter. he swallows most of his moans, but a quivering whine escapes him as he bends and kisses your forehead.
if simon is proud that he lasted longer than his teammate, he doesnât show it. instead, he reaches his hand to grasp gaz by the back of the neck and direct him down, forcing his mouth to yours. you kiss him back, but barely, energy leaching from you.
âthatâs a good girl,â simon praises softly. âanâ a good boy. always such good listenersâ doinâ what youâre told. so obedient. so fuckinâ good for me.â
then, he comes, and you wonder how much of it gets on gazâs softening cock. the thought makes you moan into gazâs mouth while simon ruts, thrusting his cum deep inside youâlike he always seems to doâbefore he collapses back onto the pillows. his cock slips out of you, and the rush of cold air as cum and slick dribble out of you makes you squeak.
simon wrenches you back roughly so you topple down beside him. gaz hisses as his cock slips out as well, but he soon follows, laying down beside you with his head on your chest.
if he were simon, he wouldâve sucked a nipple into his mouth by now. the heathen.
long minutes pass.
silent, comfortable. heartbeat steadying and breath catching. a difficult task, however, with a drooling cunt that simon is leisurely stroking, and with gaz kissing your exposed chest, rubbing your tummy tenderly.
âyou two alright?â simon speaks first.
âmhm,â gaz hums, and you reply with a little âyepâ of your own.
then, something you didnât quite get crosses your mind. you had let them do whatever they wanted to you, now your own fantasy was crossing your mind as your body steadily began to shut down for the evening.
âactually⌠siâŚ?â
âhm?â
âcan⌠i ask you to do something for me? both of you, actually.â
gaz looks up as simon nods. âof course, baby.â
you smile. âcan you two kiss?â
simon rolls his eyes. âno.â
gaz just laughs.
you huff. âfine.â
silence again.
then,
âfuck sake,â simon groans. then, âcome here, garrick.â
once more, he slams one of his large hands onto the back of gazâs neck and pulls him over your chest. simon bends, trapping you between the two men, and meets gaz in the middle, parallel to your face. you expect to see a light peck, but simon slots his mouth to gazâs and splits gazâs lips apart with his tongue, licking deep inside as their mouths move together.
you hear gaz hum into the kiss as they continue, and you watch with wide eyes, happinessâand arousalâsurging within you.
simon pulls away, and a string of saliva connects them together, but it snaps as simon presses his mouth straight to yours.
âhappy now?â he asks you.
you smile against him, cradling gazâs head in your hands. âvery.â