fvck it, we ball

🎧Tonight💿

heavy rotation: Simon Riley, Toji

Fushiguro, & John Price

18+ MDNI (Taboo heavy)

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cw: 18+ mdni, fauxcest (of all kinds)

I looooove Dad bf!Simon the most for Simon, love when he calls you ‘kiddo’ ‘his kid.’ such a quiet dad, I wanna kiss him. But like (in my head and for plot) I think Big Brother!Simon fits him more because he’s always wanted to be a proper big brother for Tommy but didn’t get the chance to. So when he has the opportunity to be that older brother figure for you, he bathes in it. The man adores it, to the point it did get a little fvcked up, and he’s fvcking his “baby sister.”

Dad bf John is just *chefs kiss* for him. Like wanted a kid so bad he ends up projecting, or or he realizes it’s something you need, a proper father figure, so he gets into it for you. He’s a sweet guy (for you). Just- rough around the edges, classic dad shit. Though he is the type to show up for you (he’s proper), will start fights, overprotective, mayhaps gets turned on when you start getting angry just like him.

Soap- Johnny boy, has middle child syndrome bad but like in a “theres a large age gap between me and my older siblings so I’m basically the older sibling to the younger set of siblings.” I don’t think he would be too into it tbh, but like you call his “bro” one time or something (the type to get horny over a burb, so he’s unserious) treat him like your younger brother or some shit and he’s silly putty in your hands.

And then Gaz, uncle shit. Like he’s such a good guy, your family loves him, he’s like close enough in age to be your sibling but younger than your parents. Someone your family has taken under their wing. And he’ll catch you on an off day, eyeing him with hearts in your fvcking eyes, Kyle will say some shit in your ear like, “I could be your uncle, y’know that?” And he’s cracking a smile asfter whispering it in your ear, running off with the rest of your family. You shoot up, dashing off to the bathroom because maybe you got too wet in your undies. And Kyle is so quick to follow, “worried” about his favorite girl. And his ears pressed against the door of bathroom, hearing your muffled moans that make him smirk, his girth twitch, “You alright in there darlin?” And you don’t even get the chance to reply, take your finger out your drenched hole when Kyle comes in. He takes you in, heart pounding in his chest, “One fingers not gonna cut it love,” and he’s pressing himself against you, “I’m a good uncle so I’ll help you out”

I think we’ve all wanted to kiss or bone Megatron or Optimus Prime atleast least once when we were younger!

Not weird. Maybe nerdy? This is besides the rock collection he’s been building up since he was a kid, and besides the plethora of Lego sets he still loves to build (he doesn’t have shit else to blow cash on, why not?) and besides the knife collection—

Simon Riley has played this extremely adorable yet addicting puzzle game that has a very well known and loved mascots. He doesn’t even remember how he got into the game, but it’s been 3 years playing the game now and perhaps the collection of cute stuffed animals and stickers on his home laptop has— accumulated. Maybe too much

So when there’s a collab with his favorite video game at his favorite cafe, and with a strike of luck wins the raffle for players over level 100— of course Simon Ghost Riley is at the event!

And early at that.

Well— maybe he was sitting at the cafe near by. So stand off ish, in all black, mask on with a cap, no one could see the three collector item kitty cat keychains he had on. Too nervous to wait in line and look out of place, his knee bouncing up and down, phone clutched tight in his hand. Eyes stuck on the growing line, the cute pink, purple and blue’s of the decorations— he loved it. But could he really go in? By himself?

And he’s lucky you walk by, a little ditzy and absentminded, if you hadn’t so loudly gasped and asked if he was going to the cafe next door— someone probably would’ve asked him to leave the premises.

You slap your hand over your mouth, “Sorry, that was loud. But I saw the purple ticket on the table! You have to get in line to get a good seat like… now! Or all the influencers will take your spot.”

His ears burn red, scratching his hair, “Yeah, But… it’s a little-“

“—You like it, don’t you?”

Simon eyes widen a little, “Well, yeah.”

“Then you should enjoy it to the fullest! Dont worry about what other people think!”

And Simon doesn’t even fully register it all, you’re taking his hand and helping him up, “We can sit together! Double the fun when it’s two people, it’s true!” You give him that jaw dropping smile that has his stomach feel like it’s about to flip. A new reason to be nervous taking over.

But he’s thankful for how headstrong you are nonetheless, got a perfect seat by the window with you, got to try to new sweet treats and drinks while thankful the mask he had covering his face his mask to hide the amounts of times he gushed at the cute items and how cute you looked across from him, giggling and taking pictures with and for him. Got a bag full of new merch, a long with a friend to finally talk about his hidden hobby with.

a/n: alt ending where they… “get to know each other” in the car after the event, your face all pressed into his hoodie that smells like him and licking and biting up his neck while he helps you grind your hips against his hard on through his pants . Your panties creating a stain the more your roll your hips, can feel his chub poking you through your sticky folds, don’t even remember how he got that Jean skirt that went to your ankles off of you, but Simon likes how good you look a little disheveled, biting your lip as you say his name that’s still fresh to you in barley a whisper. And Simon can’t help but let out low groan after low groan, the way your ass feels in his calloused hands, how hot you look in that shirt of his favorite mobile game practically squeezing your tits, the way you keep pulling away from kisses to look into his dark brown eyes that match yours— you’ve got the man hooked.

If John Price calls you Buttercup, Jack Abbot would call you Reese’s Cup.

Maybe you realized he likes them or some shit and start bringing them for him. He’ll stuff one in his mouth mid shift before running off with a wink, “Thanks Reese’s.”

“Hey Reese’s Cup! Can you help over here?”

“There she is, sweetest girl on the planet.”

“Reese’s, what ‘re your plans after shift?”

“Reese’s baby, Dr.Ellis needs you.”

It’s so sweet, maybe too sweet, the way it makes your stomach turn into knots (in the best way possible) when he calls you. Makes Jack a little jealous when he hears other ppl calling you that.

You’re his sweet thing, aren’t you?

I did Simon, John probably tomorrow. I didn’t realize I wrote so fvcking much (maybe too much tbh. I wanna be mysterious but I yap too much)

I try my best not to just say “you used your gorilla gripper, super soaker 3000 and filled the whole room up with your juices”

When I post with a gif know I’m serious ☠️☠️😭The gif searching system on here sucks, it’s sick cause I know the stock good af. But it’s mainly to filter out all the HD gifs ppl make so I understand.

Well, yes! Just one class but it’s two hours and then I have work so I won’t really be writing this month (and if I do it’ll do long fics)😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫. (I thought it’d be my last but 😵‍💫☠️🔫)