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The most french sentence ever to be written in english

yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.

touch starved but for physical violence

drink my concoction boy

Please, use commas

drink him

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

so excited to try everything on mcdonald's new wet food menu

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

number...

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water