✨ Cat(girl?); ✨

Your fucked up toxic ex who you want to give a booty call to when way too high and about to puke at the party can be your mom if you're built juuuuuuust wrong enough.

a little sister is like a plushie

26 Terrifying TRUE Horror Stories So TERRIFYING They'll Make You SQUIRT In Your JORTS To DEATH

83 True HORRIFYING Scary Stories To Listen To ALONE At NIGHT On HALLOWEEN During a THUNDERSTORM When You're Playing PATH OF EXILE And Drinking ROLLING ROCKS And Thinking About SOME HEAVY SHIT

53 TERRIFYING True PARANORMAL Stories That'll Keep You Up At Night Even Though You Know You've Got Work In the Morning And You'll Probably Want To CALL Your EX GIRLFRIEND Even Though You Know It's A BAD IDEA

if you're pure of heart, you unlock a special way to have sex that's just hitting someone hard enough to make them cry

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

i have GOT to pee more

THIS IS A UTI POST NOT A PEE FETISH POST THIS TIME

NEVER STOP MEOWING!!! Getting your HEAD WET in the BATHROOM SINK is LIFE or DEATH!!!

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity