the rest is confetti.

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

Wow, I knew Reagan did a lot of stuff that turned out bad, but I didn't realize it was "you can clearly see on the charts when his presidency was" bad

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

my buddy who is also my doctor say the most effective treatment for depressive disorders is 12 beers and order as many blu rays as you can from the criterion website wothout getting your card declined

I can feel it working

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.