Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

oh i outed myself as a weirdo earlier i forgottttttekionfwndfgknalkfg

Coworkers were talking about the Lilo and Stitch live action film and they said Gantu wasn't in the film then asked if i knew who that was and i was like "the hot alien guy yeah" without thinking and everyone just kept saying "what what do you mean" and asking me to clarify and i just shrugged and wouldnt elaborate

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

Brother I have no fucking idea what I'm even looking at here

post CANCELLED everyone GET OUT

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three