Like The Plural Of Octopus But Also A Dessert

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

There is not a better way to learn things. I’ve tried it all.

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

do you guys promise you will keep blogging with me about vampires forever ?

i would but sadly i'm a human with a mortal life. if only there were a way for me to stay by your side, blogging forever...............

haha yeah that’d be cool……. unrelated but can you come a little closer with your neck exposed

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

sometimes i talk about how awful it was to feel trapped by my daily makeup routine and how i couldn’t leave the house without putting on a full face and it played a major role in the misery of my high school experience because i had to spend so much extra time getting ready in the mornings and that followed me into my early 20s as well and it was hell and it was so incredibly liberating to go through the slow and uncomfortable but ultimately essential process of getting my bare face back and having makeup be an optional accessory instead of a mandatory uniform. and the response always tends to be ah yes of course, because of your trans and your masculine. and it’s like aha so close! actually! I think if I ended up being a feminine cis woman I also still would not deserve even a second of that shit! I think trans women and nonbinary people and every human alive should have the option to leave the house without a single cosmetic product ever touching their face! but thanks for playing!

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were