i need façade to happen to me

divorce. prevails.

they would find each other in any universe to get another divorce

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

Piss off my wife song

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

Man with female hysteria x woman with male loneliness or something

Better call Saul

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.