Little Guy Zome

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

we hate you john green

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

hey johny my bro relax

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

One of my favorite things in haikaveh getting together fics is like. 90% of the time tighnari is there *dying* at the edge of his sanity because he knows the idiots love each other and is suffering at their tiptoeing around each other. It keeps happening and its great every time

if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved

Eggs are very resilient if you apply a uniform pressure over a large area of it. It's designed to be squeezed and sat on after all! You can test this by putting an egg in one hand and trying to crush it, odds are you won't be able to break it. I know this sounds like a prank but I promise it's true