idk who i am

just heard they’re going to start making all the actors act twice as fast and then slow it down with computers afterward so they can pay them less hourly. that’s terrible

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

i don’t post. i secrete.

Good secretion op

also unrelated if she loves stevie nicks she’s into women that’s just the facts

where am i

ok i know the two arent actually connected but today on my lunch i got all my coworkers in a heated debate on weather or not prepared horseradish was a vegan chowder if you ate it with a spoon and then when it was time to go back in my boss pulled me aside and fired me and im gonna think about that until im dead probably

im waking up to ash and dust i wipe my brow and i slap my nuts

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me