fucked up if true

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

Honestly where would we be as a society without the "if I had a nickel for every time [x] happened, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice" meme. Perfect meme to express confusion that something happened two whole times which is not a LARGE number of times, usually, but for this specific thing that is a lot of times. We owe Doofenshmirtz everything

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

I was talking about real life gay sex but this works too

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

god the fucking terror of the izzy says you guys think the atmosphere is toxic? scene. the immediate fear once ed walks out on deck. fang just bawling in the corner. izzy knowing he was fucked as soon as edward walked away from him. izzy deciding fuck this, you want to get into it, edward? let's fucking get into it. and yet the catharsis of a festering wound finally breaking open to bleed - no more tiptoeing around the elephant in the room, the acknowledgement that feelings do exist. all of the feelings finally out on the table and everyone going to get slaughtered over it.

There are many things that Izzy does in S201-03 that I am proud of (Asking to talk it through! Accepting Fang’s attention! Saying thank you to Stede!) but I am particularly proud of him standing up to Ed and moving away from a toxic relationship and entering a journey of loving and putting himself first

Is no one going to mention the "I just wanted to thank you..." from Izzy to Stede in ep 3. This boy is really going THROUGH it huh

"I loved you.. the best I could." is the most fucked up line that has ever come out of ofmd and i'm completely normal abt it