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Right Round | Ria & Max

“Wow, Maxipad, looking hawt,” commented Ria, dryly. She was leaning on a pillar, and had just witnessed him gracelessly tripping on - as far as she could tell - nothing. It had pretty much made her day and she hadn’t even had to do anything to make it happen. “Please let me be the mother of your horrible bastard offspring. I think it’d be exciting to raise the antichrist.”

Ria had just gotten off work and walked into the street just in time to see Max. In general, seeing him was not a good thing, but she believed in small blessings. “Wait, oh my God, are you heading to the grocery store?” she inquired, hooking a thumb over her shoulder, in mock-seriousness. “Does the golden god stoop to grocery shop? Stunning! It’s just like us mortals. I am blessed,” she added, pressing a hand over her heart. Does he eat, too? What must it be like to be trapped in a mortal body?”

Walking up to him, Ria arched her brows. “What a time to be alive.” She put her hands on her hips. She should have walked away, really, because time spent with Max was time wasted, but she could never pass up the chance to mock him. “How’s your sister’s couch? It looks so comfortable.”

#oceanfrontmax #comment #right round #idk what this is

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oceanfrontcarrie

[ooc] Ria & Carrie

so, kate m’dear. these two live in the same building so they probably know each other?? though carrie is more of a wallflower and i’m guessing ria is not?? so carrie might actually be lowkey afraid of ria and avoid her a bit, haha. unless ria likes history?? then carrie will literally talk her ear off *facepalm*

oceanfrontria

AFRAID OF HER i love it <333333 Honestly, I feel like Ria isn’t super into history, but she does actually like ppl who are genuine so I can def see her listening to a certain amount...and also making weird jokes/pulling pranks on her thinking this will help her get out of her shell?????? smdh im sorry in advance tbqh She has a lil april ludgate in her ngl

#oceanfrontcarrie #ooc

oceanfrontian

ooc: ian + ria

hey!! so idk that we’ve talked about these two at all??? but i imagine that they would be friends???? at least as kids??? idk what ria would think of ian ~selling out~ but i saw in your bio that she had a thing for him, so they probably were on good terms at one point??? thoughts???

oceanfrontria

Oh, yeah!! I def think they would!!! In fact, I was actually thinking that Ria probs always kind of had a thing for Ian but she also felt like he was too good for her, bc he’s actually a good person, so she never said anything hahah but like I feel like we said ~somewhere~ that they might not have seen each other as much once he moved to va beach?????? or at least that the kress girls weren’t in va beach that much after a certain age or...something hahha idr tbqh hahaha So that’s probs been a non-issue since sometime in hs/she was 15 and he was 16 or so until she moved back but idk how much they’ve kept in contact since then/esp in recent years since he split? But yeah she’s probs like WTH basically at him selling out and will probs try to talk sense into him hahahah ‘so what if your brother dies in two years? that’s that much time he has to hate his life it doesn’t need to ruin yours’ ~ria’s helpful advice probs jk jk but yknow

#oceanfrontian #ooc

oceanfrontelaine

ooc: elaine & ria

could these two have met at school? I imagined Ria might be hanging at the prep schools since her dad made all the monies? Elaine definitely had a lack female friends in her life during HS since Liz went to (aka ABANDONED HER) another school. Elaine was a little more low key since her family wasn’t over the top wealthy or anything which could have lead to their friendship?

oceanfrontria

That def could have led to a friendship between them!!! I’ll have to check w Lizzy about what their education was like, but I can def see Ria having spent at least a year at boarding school (that’s where Elaine went, yeah?) and probs getting kicked out asp for causing trouble tbqh hahaha But yeah, Ria hated her fancy life and she’s super blunt and loves pranking ppl and if Elaine’s down w that, Ria was probs cool w her <3

#oceanfrontelaine #ooc

oceanfrontvalerie

occ: valerie + ria

kaaattteeee how have we not talked about these two yet?????

but anyway, they are friends?!?!? I feel like valerie toTALLY respects ria’s life choices to cut her parents out of her life tbh valerie’s pretty much done the same thing and i THINK that the main reason that valerie is still semi a part of their life is b/c of natalie, haha … and yeah val got a taste for what ria’s life must have been like for a hot second when she dated lex and valerie is def NOT A FAN so she 1000%%%%% has no idea how ria survived as long as she did hahah

I also think that val really loves how there’s no bs w/ ria? like she says what she feels and that’s something val loves a lOT. she also loves all of the stuff that ria has done to people like max and lex haha tbh after she played a nasty one on max, valerie was probably like “you are my hero” and like she probs even helped her the next time and instant bff’ery ;DDD

also I can’t remember when we said that the kresses came back to va beach????? but I feel like ria and val may have become friends post valerie/lex break-up?????? thoughts???

oceanfrontria

OK BUT I NEED THIS SUPPORTIVE BROMANCE STAT <33333333 bc you know ria is the same way???? she’s like ‘come on you can do so much better than those losers. natalie’s just wishful thinking. you’ll be so much happier if you can move on, i promise.’ and totally gets and supports valerie’s attitude about her family, yknow? hahahah when valerie asks ria how she survived, ria def responds ‘sweet revenge, my friend. i got by with a little help from sweet revenge.’

BONDING THROUGH PRANKING MAX I love it <333333 Also Ria def doesn’t have time for bs and she would never do that like that’s what her life was before???? She totally loves that Valerie gets and likes and appreciates that bc I def feel like some ppl are a lil turned off by that yknow hahaha

post-valex breakup makes a lot of sense bc i def feel like otherwise ria would’ve been like ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION @valerie when she heard she was with Lex hahaha In fact, that could’ve def been soemthing that brought them together??? like ria recognizing valerie in a bar soon after the breakup and being all ‘her drink’s on me’ and like going up to her and being like ‘lex porter is the biggest jerk in the universe and let me tell you what: you’re so much better off without him,’ basically????

#oceanfrontvalerie #ooc

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oceanfrontward

ooc: ward + ria

okay, so I know that we talked about these two for a hot second on saturday but …. in addition to that: okay so ward is actually a super chill guy and yeah, all of ria’s pranks would probs not get to him??? like he is super confident in himself/can def take a laugh/anything she messes up he’s got more than enough money to fix so honestly he wouldn’t care??? he’d just like to tease her that she’s obviously doing this b/c she likes him (kinda like max does hahahha but in max’s case he really does believe that but in ward’s he’s just joking). also ward de likes to be like “hey the opposite of love’s indifference and you are clearly NOT indifferent.” ~winky face~

oceanfrontria

Honestly, with Ward just rolling w the punches...Ria would probs really respect that????? She’s so weird????? Like, she does not appreciate his lifestyle and rolls her eyes a lot but like if he’s cool (and esp if he would have ever helped her play pranks on ppl she really disliked ~back in the day~ before she turned 18 and left), they could really get along. I mean, she’d still roll her eyes hardcore at him and be like ‘don’t be an ass!/don’t do that!’ about certain things esp bc she def has an attitude about ~*~rich~*~ but she’s not as heartless as she’d probs like to appear smdh idk lizzy she’s so weird???? idk how to explain it/her???? Whenever he flirts at her/teases her she’s like “you wish” or “yeah? why don’t you take me out sometime and show me a good time? i definitely wouldn’t steal your wallet” *exaggerated wink* depending on her mood at the time smdh

#oceanfrontward #ooc

oceanfrontdrew

ooc: drew + ria

so these two are friends!!!!!! omg tho i can totally see drew just going to the grocery store where she works just b/c he’s bored??? and tbh he’s right there with her drawing faces on all of the produce and stocking the shelves upsidedown and idk why but i feel like her boss is kinda charles boyle mixed with schmidt??? idk but i just see him being really serious and into his job and ria having convinced him that there’s some punk ass kid that’s been causing all the trouble when really its her??? and drew shows up and he’s like “hello, sir. i’m a friend of ria’s and i am equally concerned about the out of control youths, and i would like to volunteer my services as security for this fine establishment” and her boss is like “yes good!!!” and like he turns his back and ria and drew are using the pricing gun and marking everything $100 ;DD

oceanfrontria

LIZZY YES I NEED THIS LIKE AIR lkajdf lkjkalsjflkjdsfkljsd ;EFJ A;SDF THAT BOSS ok but can you imagine the pranks they play on the boss?????? Like, Ria “pretending” to find something they’ve actually done and like screaming to distract the boss while Drew hides or rigging his office door to drop a bucket of water on him. Also, can him screaming “YOUTHS!” be a thing????? <33333333 Also, if Drew is security, does he get a key to the building bc Ria wants to know ;DDDD You know she makes all sort of sarcastic ‘security’ jokes like *boss slips on a well-placed banana peel* “If only you’d put security on that, sir,” or when it’s just her and Drew and they’ve drawn on every single watermelon there “wow the security in this place has really gone to shit” *high fives drew* Also them being “concerned citizens” THESE ARE TEARS

How long do you think they’ve known each other/been friends btw? I feel like they spend a lot of time pulling ridiculous stunts, now, yeah? Also Ria: aww, you’re so much more fun than my 80 year old grandma who would be spending this time predicting the apocalypse. did you know we only have a year to live?

#oceanfrontdrew #ooc

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Phoebe Tonkin attends An Intimate Dinner at the Apartment by The Line, Los Angeles, CA// April 26, 2016

#baBE #image #oceanfrontvictoria

ohmyfakeships

“ our hands they might age and our bodies will change but we’ll still be the same as we are. make me feel like i’m real and alive. grow old with me. let us share what we see and oh the best it could be, just you and i. “

#IM SCREAMING #SO IS RIA #image #about #oceanfrontjohn #oceanfrontvictoria

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#!!!!!!!!!!!!#image #about #oceanfrontvictoria

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“I remember wearing my bathers under my school uniform and jumping in the water before school. I’d always find sand in everything from my shoes to my pencil case. These days I really miss living so close to the ocean. I love when I can spend summers at the beach and let my hair just dry naturally from the sea salt.”

#image #about #actual ria quote #oceanfrontvictoria

oceanfrontmax

ooc: max x ria

YOU KNOW THESE TWO HATE EACH OTHER!!!!!!

maxipad says it’s b/c ria wants to sleep with him but she’s pissed that he’d never sleep w/ her smdh

oceanfrontria

Ok so I def feel like Ria has def played some revenge-pranks on Max in the past????? And like I’m brain dead rn and can’t think of anything in particular but anything from scaring max half to death to publicly humiliating him is def in the options hahahah And esp since they both grew up rich, I feel like they’ve known each other a long time and she’s probs hated him that long and probs enjoys causing trouble for him smdh All I can think of atm is that ep of iasip where Dee sets Dennis up to look like a pedophile and I can see Ria pulling something like that smdh Anyway!! Ria would just roll her eyes if he said that tbh “Maybe if you switch the names but I really don’t think sex figures in here at all,” ~Ria asp probably but more likely she’s just be like, “Wow, look everyone, it’s Sherlock Holmes,” and make fun of him hahahah #facepalm

#oceanfrontmax #ooc

sleepbby

boy: sends sext me: rolls eyes but sends one back

#facepalm #about #esp if she's setting them up to fail

RIA KRESS

Name: Victoria Antoinette “Ria” Kress Age: 25 Occupation: cashier/stock clerk at harris teeter Relationships (if any): Richard Kress, — Kress (parents), Andrea “Drea” Kress (sister), Sally Bowers, Elaine Burrow, Valerie Connors, Joseph “Joe” Hardison, Virginia “Ginny” Monroe, Andrew “Drew” Weisman (friends), Henry “Harry” Ackerman, Nicole Ackerman, Elizabeth “Liz” Kane, Maximilion “Max” Monroe, Edmund “Lex” Porter (annoyances), Gabriella “Gabby” Grant (landlady), John Bowers (interest) Portrayal: Phoebe Tonkin

don’t call her victoria

she will ensure you instantly regret it

her parents call her victoria and that is two people too many already

not to mention…if her parents do it, whatever ‘it’ might be, ria’s probs against it

girl’s got mommy + daddy issues galore

hates people like lex porter who complain about the ‘rich life style’ but don’t do anything to get out of it

since she left, ria hasn’t asked her parents for a dime and she never will

honestly, living out of a box is way preferable, hands down

anyway, she loves the independence and anonymity that go along w being penniless

people don’t want to her to be perfect

if they like her, they like her for who she is and not what her money might buy them

it’s freeing and validating all at once

and she wouldn’t trade it for the world

tibby rollins meets april ludgate meets cece parekh meets…someone hahaha

comes off like a sarcastic asshole, actually has a heart of gold

also has a keen sense of justice and tries to knock real assholes down a peg if they get away with hurting too many people

once ‘dated’ harry ackerman for a few days so she could convince him to take off his clothes at a party, in order for her to steal the clothing and then leave him naked and humiliated

she hates him so much omg (and he totally had it coming)

the feeling is mutual now

she tried the same thing with lex porter so she could leak nudes of him online

instead of being humiliated, lex sold the originals to the highest bidder and bought himself another sportscar with the proceeds

always kind of had a thing for ian porter but she also felt like he was too good for her so she never said anything

anyway, that was all in high school, she’s moved on since

moved out of her parents’ house (and life) when she turned 18

cites it as the best decision she ever made

ria honestly has a lot of mixed emotions about her sister

she can’t understand why drea would stick around with their toxic, manipulative parents and continue that awful live-doll lifestyle

and she wonders how much longer ria can blame the mind-fuck her parents pulled on them both for the choices her sister is making

(or why drea would choose their parents over ria which is what she secretly fears and thinks drea has done - not that she’d ever admit to being that vulnerable)

enjoys making sarcastic suggestions like they’re real ones at the grocery store and pulling weird pranks

a lot of customers have complained about her bc if they act like pricks to her fellow employees, she’ll ‘nicely’ send them on wild goose chases and play pranks on them

ria is every bit a second and youngest sister and it honestly shows

knows how to ‘kill it with kindness’ but where’s the fun in that

will be nice to nice ppl but that won’t keep her from exhibiting her dark sense of humor

if she calls you an idiot though you know you’re in her heart for life tbh

kind of a weirdo honestly

she’s ria “FIGHT ME” kress tbh

take her anywhere and you will be treated to sarcastic commentary you def did not ask for

got a little arya stark in her ngl

takes no crap and no hostages either tbh

wears a constant smirk so you never really know what she’s thinking

xSTP

spontaneous, sardonic, practical

stubborn, insensitive, impulsive

dresses like she’s a model for Free People ((;DDDD))

deep down she misses her sister (though not her parents) and wishes they could reconnect

but she’s too proud and too afraid to admit to it or any emotions at all

she’d rather just keep things the way they are now

after all, she’s as happy as she’s ever been

should she risk messing that up?

#about #bio #oceanfrontvictoria

earpwynonna

#UR AWFULLY NEEDY FOR A LONE WOLF LAKSDJFKLJSDKLJF #oceanfrontvictoria #oceanfrontgabby #image #about #honestly

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VICTORIA “RIA” KRESS / phoebe tonkin

Relationships: (sister:) Andrea Kress, (interest:) John Bowers, (friends:) Sally Bowers, Elaine Burrow, Valerie Connors, Joe Hardison, Ginny Monroe, Drew Weisman, (annoyances:) Harry Ackerman, Nicole Ackerman, Liz Kane, Max Monroe, Lex Porter, (landlady:) Gabriella “Gabby” Grant

Age: 25 Occupation: Cashier/Stock Clerk @ Harris Teeter Description: Ria grew up in a strict household. Her father, Richard Kress, had a rags-to-riches story that the press could never get enough of. He started with twenty dollars in his pocket and now is worth over ten billion dollars. He’d been the subject of numerous profile stories, news packages, and eventually, a book and a film. Ria had always had to behave just so for the cameras and the interviews. As soon as she turned eighteen, she was gone. Since then, she’s been working at the local grocery store where she stocks shelves and bags groceries. She finds her work tedious and often breaks it up by drawing faces on the produce or stacking all of the cans upside down (or literally anything else to get her uptight manager to freak out). Still, she loves her independence and wouldn’t trade that for anything. She knows that she’s wasting her potential, but more than anything she loves that she’s a disappointment and an embarrassment to her family. Ria is sardonic and sarcastic, but also smart and insightful.

TAKEN BY KATE AA.

#oceanfrontvictoria #about #bio

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