𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

Official grocery store post

Ok yeah that lake is superior

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

happy ‘this fruity number?’ friday

Oh thank God a reputable profession

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

naked whore bear

bottom surgery successful