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Kids growing up in a digital age will never really understand the picture of static on a TV screen

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one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

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a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

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i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

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making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

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very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

spiderrrling

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

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*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*

WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW

holorifle

here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!

the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better

here’s some examples:

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one time i showed this pic to my dad and he got flustered and said “I’m sure it’s not the first gay dog” trying to be inclusive

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best dynamic. you agree

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this person won. go home everybody

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