occultlesbean

tumblr mutuals love getting into the most random esoteric media possible and talking about it in modern fandom parlance they’ll be like “omg guys i’m so obsessed with dagny her relationship with hildr is so doomed yuri ugh they would do numbers on here” then you look it up and they’re talking about an obscure scandinavian folktale that’s only available in the original old norwegian

tumblr mutuals will be casually watching shit the sleuths on r/lostmedia have been trying to track down for years

“women are so mean to men now” they were putting arsenic in their coffee back in the day

I truly cannot stand the revisionist idea of women in the past that misogynists have. No, they were not perfect. No, they were not all good mothers. No, they certainly weren’t all submissive wives. No, they were not more kind, patient and trusting with men, through large swaths of history they didn’t want to be alone with them. Women in the past were being held hostage by men and many were punching up when they could.

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girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

highkey she is hot as fuck

official ibuprofen post

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

guys i think this shakespeare dude might be kinda good at writing. do people know about this