murder is ok actually

If Sir Kay existed in the modern era, he would be immediately cancelled for beefing with multiple children on Twitter. And losing. The 14 year olds are winning.

Gareth makes a very professional callout post exposing Kay for bullying minors, Perceval doxxes Kay and shows up at his house.

Tumblr discourse over if The Matter of France was problematic or not, due to its status as RPF. Anyone who mentions the islamophobia gets their inbox spammed with death threats

I’d like to have a moment of silence for Sir Gawain. He fought bravely until the end, grievously wounded and all. He was accompanied in his final moments by his only relative, King Arthur, seeing as his brothers, mother and friends couldn’t make it. He was given his last rites, and then he passed away around noon. Sir Gawain will be very missed by many people. May he be received in the afterlife by all the maidens he assisted during his career as a knight.

Reading le morte d'arthur and the sword in the stone scene is so funny. Arthur pulls the sword out and the nobles are like no! we don't accept you. lets wait until easter. Then easter comes and he does it again like "see?" and they're like no. we don't fw your broke commoner ass lol. let's wait until another holiday and then arthur does it again and they're like. maybe pentecost

this year in honor of mordreds birthday i forgot to say anything about it until the day after, which i think is also how his friends and family mark the occasion

traaaaa la! it's may! the lusty month of may!! that lovely month when everyone goes blissfully astray! tra laaa! it's here!! that shocking time of year– when tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear! it's may! it's may! that gorgeous holiday! when every maiden prays that her lad... will be a cad... it's mad!! it's gay!! a libelous display! those dreary vows that everyone takes everyone breaks divine mistakes the LUSTY! MONTH! OF MAY!!!!

the questing beast by far my fave Arthurian trope. what if trauma was some sort of terrifying, hybrid beast. Incredible

i was going to make a joke about how it’s funny that all the arthurian knights are kind of all like living with their own respective genres like gawain is living in a black comedy while lancelot is in a horror movie (he thinks he’s in a romantic drama). but like lowkey this is a quasi legitimate reading of the text??? considering how like le morte in particular draws a lot from vulgate which in turn draws from like chretien de troyes and tristan romances and stanzaic morte etc and so many different sources. so it literally is like the knights a little bit are all in their own universes and mismatched amalgamations of their previous iterations stuck together into one narrative? insane

incredibly niche medieval tumblr blogger problem is that “chretien de troyes” as a tag tag sorts differently than “chrétien de troyes” with the é so depending on how french i was feeling the day i posted i may never be able to locate the post i want again

do not get me started on trying to find my posts about iseult/isolde/ysolt/yseult who even knows how i spelled it

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

shipping update: your package got into a jousting tournament and was impaled by a lance. we're sorry for the inconvenience

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole