The Old Ones

Heck yes!

HECK YES. Happy soon to be birthday! We do apologize for things being so quiet over here lately. Both of your friendly neighborhood mods have been busy with real life. Also, we’re old! We need to nap more and stuff. But you’re totally welcome. 

Hey Seniors!

No matter what your feelings are on season 3, I think we can all agree that having a senior character to call our own is pretty awesome, right? She’s a snarky badass and I’m excited to see what she’s gonna do in season 4 and maybe 5. She probably won’t be sitting around complaining about her achy hip and watching Wheel of Fortune. Life goals, anyone? Or do we want to go quietly into the night? 

How!! DARE!!!

YOUR lawn?! You didn’t spend all afternoon planting those begonias, anon! And the pansies?!?! You’d better keep your giant, ski-sized feet away from them! I will have you know that our members spent the better part of their day planting those! YOU get of OUR lawn! And no cookies for you! 

My goodnesss. You’re almost the oldest. We have one member, who may be inactive, that is the oldest. You’re the second oldest that we know of. 

CONGRATULATIONS! 

Let’s see... a prize. Prize, prize, prize....  HERE WE GO!

ANON!! THANK YOU!! We didn’t even know we made the peoples happy! Sorry we’ve been radio silent. Real life has been busy. Also hiatus is upon us. So those two things have collided and made us crap about posting. Sorry. 

If y’all have suggestions of things you want to see, or do, or whatever; just give us a holler in our inbox and we will get on that. You guys are magical honey badgers and we adore you!

I have deep life discussions with the dogs. They look at me funny, but I mean we can’t NOT talk about how the flowers are doing. Or why those damn kids need to stay out of our petunias. These are important things TO DISCUSS!! Besides, I can’t bake and knit constantly!! I have to pass the time before Lawrence Welk comes on and then we go to bed at 5pm. 

Don’t worry. All those online test lie. They always tell me I’m either 95 or 12. So who knows how old I am. 

Of COURSE you count! You don’t even need to worry about your sciatica. Listen here now. You just come right in here and sit yourself down in one of our overly comfortable chairs. And if you need to put your feet up, you can do that too. Here’s your complimentary Life Alert™. The basket of reading glasses is next to the TV so you can see Orphan Black when it’s on. We bake every day if you want to help with that. The little clone clubbers come by for treats and the least we can do for them is give them cookies for letting us pinch their cheeks and telling them over and over how tall they’ve gotten. 

And if baking isn’t your thing you can do crafts. In fact, we have a couple crafty things you might be interested in: Our patterns.