Jan 1, 2016
Hey could you guys update my URL on the members page? Just realized I never did it. It's listed as itslifeorbeth but my current URL is krystalgoderitch. Thanks!
Heck yes!
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Hey could you guys update my URL on the members page? Just realized I never did it. It's listed as itslifeorbeth but my current URL is krystalgoderitch. Thanks!
Heck yes!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Hey Seniors!
No matter what your feelings are on season 3, I think we can all agree that having a senior character to call our own is pretty awesome, right? She’s a snarky badass and I’m excited to see what she’s gonna do in season 4 and maybe 5. She probably won’t be sitting around complaining about her achy hip and watching Wheel of Fortune. Life goals, anyone? Or do we want to go quietly into the night?
Stay safe, seniors! Don’t forget to check the batteries on your hearing aids, Life Alerts™, and the remote control. Don’t want to run out of juice with the long winter, (or summer), ahead.
My people. How 'bout a late 70's gal? 38 and a half up in her... er, here. (Am I the oldest? Do I get a prize?)
My goodnesss. You’re almost the oldest. We have one member, who may be inactive, that is the oldest. You’re the second oldest that we know of.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Let’s see... a prize. Prize, prize, prize.... HERE WE GO!
Welcome! We’re so glad to have you!! We will all benefit from your vast wisdom and experience!
Seniors! Let’s all wish a happy birthday to one of our mods, cosima-geekmonkey-niehaus! She’s the ripe old age of.... something?? today!
If you receive this it means you make someone happy! go on anonymous and send this to ten followers who make you happy or some you feel need cheering up. if you get some back, even better!
ANON!! THANK YOU!! We didn’t even know we made the peoples happy! Sorry we’ve been radio silent. Real life has been busy. Also hiatus is upon us. So those two things have collided and made us crap about posting. Sorry.
If y’all have suggestions of things you want to see, or do, or whatever; just give us a holler in our inbox and we will get on that. You guys are magical honey badgers and we adore you!
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I'm 24 but spend most of my days reading or having really deep life discussions with my cats. Plus I took an online quiz and they said my mental age is 65. Can I just average the median my age for OB senior citizen club? Lmao
I have deep life discussions with the dogs. They look at me funny, but I mean we can’t NOT talk about how the flowers are doing. Or why those damn kids need to stay out of our petunias. These are important things TO DISCUSS!! Besides, I can’t bake and knit constantly!! I have to pass the time before Lawrence Welk comes on and then we go to bed at 5pm.
Don’t worry. All those online test lie. They always tell me I’m either 95 or 12. So who knows how old I am.
26 year old kid here lookin for other clone clubbers to not judge me based on my mad skills of surviving before the interweb hit it big!
You are totally welcome here!! WE all know about the old school internet rules and etiquette. Particularly that it used to be polite to say, A/S/L when meeting new internet friends. Don’t forget to plug in your modem and keep people off the phone when hanging out with your fellow senior clone clubbers. We have cookies to bake, arthritis to medicate, Life Alerts™ to wear, and other fandoms to yell at when they get in our petunias. Welcome!
We here at the obseniorcitizens would love to wish a very happy birthday to the wonderful, hilarious, and brilliant clojanhorse. She makes clone club an amazing place and she’s an awesome senior to boot! Happy birthday!! Celebrate with an awesome dance party of your own, clojanhorse! Just remember your Life Alert™! Don’t want you to fall and break a hip!