👽 ayy lmao 👽

head empty just bees buzzing

call that a hive mind

how dare u be funnier than me 

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis 

me logging on to this hellsite

fast replies are so attractive like damn i got your attention like that

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

I can’t believe this post misses the best part, which is that at one point Eros is put on actual trial on whether or not his seduction magic qualifies as a form of sexual assault. She-Hulk beats the everloving shit out of him on the court steps. Thanos shows up and gives testimony.

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

Justin Bieber

Some spectacular dark energy in this post. 

my main goal is to become a casserole 

and act like i don’t know no body