she likes sequins

“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”

But there's at least some utility to describing stuff like dishwashers, fans, and portrayals of vampires in terms of how well they fit with the expected conventions for robotfuckers, monsterfuckers, or objectum (sorry the other two but objectum is objectively a cooler name). Like, there is utility in the mode of analysis. Parasites are not a conventionally attractive category of monster but there are specific conventionally attractive parasites, like fae and cordyceps.

airplane chair (she/her)

Just saw a gigantic iceberg drifting by

HUH???

Forging ship anchor chains

THIS