Bug

the only part of the internet worth salvaging are youtube comments under woodworking/blacksmithing videos written by boomer dads

BRUH THAT IS WHAT IM SAYING FUCK LETS GOOO TO THE OCEANNNNN I WANT TO DISCOVER IF THERE IS SEAMONSTERS-

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

Wolftopia is OPALESCENT are you KIDDING ME

moo

I always thought yoshi's "bluhduhm" tongue sound was wildly inaccurate but

girl what’d she say to her that made her do a full 180 like that

sometimes you just have to. just have to stand in a ray of light and be warm for a minute

Bitch I live off o f it! I need those warm patches of sunlight like a lizard needs a heat lamp

This is so sweet

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

Best vows ever. Period.