Boats Against the Current

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

mostly i do god knows what

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

something i really think we could really use more of is a bunch of sweeping generalizations about society made by people who dont go outside much

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer