“I’m really sorry about this.” Is the last thing that Matt can get out before the door is pushed open, and a little ball of curls bounds into the space, and jumps up into his arms. “Daddy!” She hugs him tight, burying her face in his chest and, god, he did have the decency to put on boxers before he went to bed at least. “Youre fucking joking.” Matt whips his head around, holding her against his chest and wincing. “Maybe we don’t use that word?”

or,

holding out

[21:27] Lando were you taking nudes on my boat

[21:29] Your *yacht  [21:30] Hardly a nude [21:30] Shorts are clearly there

[21:32] And where's that going? I'd rather not have half of Monte Carlo know what my bathroom looks like

[21:33] Not goin anywhere [21:33] Else

[21:33] Wow I'm honoured 

[21:34] Should be [22:46] Awake?

1. you can look at it

2. smelling

3. finding truffles

4. you can pet it

5. rub against clit or penis

6. SNIFFA YOU!!!!!

7. snorting cocaine